Category: Sean Penn
Sean Penn Won’t Return To The Set Of His New Series “Gaslit” Until Everyone Is Vaccinated
Hollywood has been back to work for a while because there are only so many times people stuck at home can re-watch The Office or suffer through the horny drunks on Love Island. But there are certain rules cast and crew have to follow to make sure the set they’re working on doesn’t end up with the headline: “Lights, Camera…COVID? Movie Set Turns Into Super Spreader Event.” Some famous actors are really into those rules, like Tom Cruise, who cussed out the crew of Mission: Impossible VII when he saw them disrespecting social distancing rules. Notorious rager Sean Penn definitely seems like the type who would fully lose his shit over COVID protocols, but he’s not even going to let it get to that point, because Sean Penn has declared that he won’t be gracing any unvaccinated co-workers with his presence.
What Am I Looking At? The Golden Globes “Red Carpet” Posed Some Interesting Questions
Last night’s Golden Globes ceremony was a haphazard Choose Your Own Adventure type situation where the stars could either get themselves all dolled up or they could choose to just Zoom it in wearing whichever housefit happened to be on top of the clothes pile. It was a confusing, disjointed show made even more so by the fact that I had forgotten I cut my cable a couple of months ago so I had to watch it unfold on Twitter. There were two red carpets, one in NY and one in LA, there was the Instyle Magazine elevator (above feat. Kate Hudson, a charcuterie board, and her brother Oliver Hudson), there were random elevators, hotel balconies, backyards, and portals into other dimensions. We’ve had a year of pandemic awards shows, you’d think they’d have figured it out by now. It should be obvious that they’re a bad idea!
Charlize Theron Says She Hasn’t Dated In Five Years
In 2015, Charlize Theron wisely ended her one-year relationship with Sean Penn by probably ghosting him. A full five years later, and she’s yet to date again. Damn, Sean turned her off romance for life! Charlize revealed her dating drought on Drew Barrymore’s new daytime talk show. A few months ago she told Howard Stern that her relationship with Sean was exclusive, but she never wanted to marry him. In fact, she never wants to marry anybody. She told Drew that she’s happy with her life and her family, and she hasn’t dated anybody in five years. Girl’s girl Drew was all, “OMG ME TOO!”
The “Fast Times At Ridgemont High” Reading Gave Us A Jerk-Off Scene Featuring Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston
The dreams of any remaining TEAM ANISTON t-shirt owners had already come true last month when it was reported that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt would reunite for a live at-home reading of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. As promised, Jen and Brad reunited last night on Zoom for the Fast Times reading, to benefit Sean Penn’s CORE charity. And Brad and Jen must have been feeling extra charitable because they gave everyone at home an image for the ages by recreating the Phoebe Cates/Judge Reinhold jerk-off scene.
59-Year-Old Sean Penn Got Married To His 28-Year-Old Girlfriend Leila George
Congratulations to this dirty old man and his brand new child bride! Don’t worry, Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t get hitched (Ha! Camilla wishes). And, nope, I’m not talking about Dennis Quaid. It’s Sean Penn, who turns 60 in a couple of weeks, and 28-year-old Leila George.
Leila follows in the illustrious footsteps of Sean’s other ex-wives Madonna, 61, and Robin Wright, 54. According to People, Leila shares Sean’s “commitment to philanthropy”. When she’s not saving the world, she works as an actress (duh), and starred as the daughter in James Franco’s remake of Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? (coincidentally the exact question she asked her momma when she started seeing Sean).
Charlize Theron Dragged Steven Seagal
Charlize Theron was Howard Stern’s SiriusXM show to promote her new Netflix movie, The Old Guard, and since she was talking to Howard, the conversation led to her talking beautiful shit. Charlize read accused sexual assaulter Steven Seagal to filth and basically said that things with Sean Penn weren’t that serious and she was never planning to make him her husband. Charlize may have been dickmatized but she wasn’t THAT dickmatized.