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Jeff Daniels’ Entire Golden Globes Vibe!
Since last night’s Golden Globes was pretty much virtual, there were many nominees who were dressed by the House of Fuck Effort and were not about to suffocate their nipples and parts in a tight gown or tuxedo while sitting at home. Yes, many hailed Jason Sudeikis for wearing a Care Bear diarrhea swirl of a hoodie, but my Casual King of the night was Jeff Daniels who appeared live from the extra bedroom that my mom uses as a guest room, cat litter box room, bill writing room, extra furniture room, and the room where she throws all her Amazon into because you never know when you need a cardboard box. And yes, Jeff Daniels looking totally normal in a normal room is my Golden Globes HSOTD, which says everything you need to know about last night’s bland Golden Globes.
Honestly, my favorite set-up of the night goes to Cynthia Nixon because her set-up included her wife Christine Marinoni (aka Rojo Caliente) and a cardboard cutout of the current reigning Hot Slut of the Month: Bernie’s Mittens!
But Jeff’s set-up is a close second. Jeff was up for a Golden Globe for Best Actor In A Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made For Television for his performance as James Comey in The Comey Rule. Jeff lost to Mark Ruffalo (for I Know This Much Is True), but Jeff is the one who trended for dressing like a dad going to the neighborhood potluck. Listen, we didn’t have to much to work with last night, okay?!
jeff daniels broadcasting live from “the computer room” pic.twitter.com/GaabeXwJnt
— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) March 1, 2021
Many said that they love that Jeff didn’t give a shit, but I don’t think that’s the case. I think he did give a shit! I mean, his hair is done, that shirt looks clean and not that wrinkly, and he’s sitting up straight like he’s doing a job interview via Zoom. Not only that, but Jeff Daniels obviously cleaned up that guest room a bit and moved out all the Amazon cardboard boxes they keep in there. Jeff’s wife probably appreciated that because she was getting sick of those boxes blocking her way when she walked into that room through one of its ten thousand doors.
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