Afternoon Crumbs
Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt (seen above looking like they just hot-boxed something extra before this event) will reunite again for a live virtual reading of Fast Times at Ridgemont High, which will benefit Sean Penn’s charity. Julia Roberts, Morgan Freeman, Shia LaBeouf, Henry Golding, and Matthew McConaughey are all part of the reading too. We don’t know who’s playing who yet, but I’m sure Jen and Brad will have scenes together, and I’m sure Brad will break character, look deep into Aniston’s eyes through Zoom, say he made a mistake, and propose to her again. Because even 2020 can’t stop the never-ending Jen/Brad/Angie love triangle of doom – Lainey Gossip
From The Department Of The Ultra Rich Get Ultra Richer: Aviation Gin, the booze company that Ryan Reynolds is the face of and invested in, sold for $610 million. Ryan’s wife Blake Lively is probably happy about this news, because I doubt she even touched gin, saying, “You can’t put gin a mint julep! I do declare, Ryan!” – Celebitchy
Oh great, the Girls Scouts have put out a new cookie that I will definitely eat an entire box of while weeping over the state of my life. That’s a good thing because I was getting pretty bored of eating an entire box of Samoas while weeping over the state of my life. It’s nice to switch things up – SOW
Vanessa Hudgens‘ sexy 80s mom one-piece screams, “I just got a Brazilian!” – Popoholic
And just like that, Trump found his new Secretary of the Treasury – Towleroad
Why do I have a feeling that whoever is in charge of Ellen DeGeneres’ Twitter is going to cry after she yells at them for not deleting an old tweet where she “joked” about feeling good from making an employee cry – Just Jared
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