Category: Steven Seagal

John Leguizamo Says That Steven Seagal Was On An On-Set Bully Who Got Put In A Chokehold By A Stuntman

April 16, 2022 / Posted by:

Get ready to clutch your pearls in disbelief over some shocking vintage news. Steven Seagal, beloved Russian martial artist and dyed goatee aficionado, is a bully! I know. We’re all shocked. Who knew that someone who shills for Bitcoin and is an alleged super creep could be unpleasant to work with! This is according to John Leguizamo who once worked with Seagal in 1996 and recently revealed that Steven was not a fun co-worker. Bullies in Hollywood? Say it isn’t so!

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Brian Cox Comes For Johnny Depp, Quentin Tarantino, David Bowie And More In His New Autobiography

October 28, 2021 / Posted by:

You’re never going to have to do much to sell me on a book of cocks, so selling that shit to me by spelling it “Cox” and adding an apostrophe “s,” is really just gilding the lily. Especially considering that the Cox book in question is a burn all-the-bridges Hollywood memoir written by a 75-year-old actor on a hit TV show with nothing to lose. In a new autobiography called Putting the Rabbit in the Hat, Succession star Brian Cox goes ahead and lets us know he thinks Johnny Depp is overrated, praises David Bowie’s beautiful gowns and made me look up the word “meretricious” with his description of Quentin Tarantino’s work even though he says he’d still pick up the phone if the caller ID showed a zoomed-in picture of a big toe. It’s a page right out of the Quincy Jones pee-paw tells all playbook, and I am sold!

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Courtney Love, Terrence Howard, And Michael Madsen Are Some Of California’s Biggest Tax Dodgers This Year

June 24, 2021 / Posted by:

It’s that time again! It’s the annual traditional shaming of the California tax delinquents. And coming in at the top of the list of famous types who failed to pony up enough cash, is Courtney Love, Terrence Howard, Michael Madsen, and noted mess Steven Seagal, who can now add “alleged tax loser” to the current list of allegations against him.

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Charlize Theron Dragged Steven Seagal

June 24, 2020 / Posted by:

Charlize Theron was Howard Stern’s SiriusXM show to promote her new Netflix movie, The Old Guard, and since she was talking to Howard, the conversation led to her talking beautiful shit. Charlize read accused sexual assaulter Steven Seagal to filth and basically said that things with Sean Penn weren’t that serious and she was never planning to make him her husband. Charlize may have been dickmatized but she wasn’t THAT dickmatized.

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The SEC Slapped Steven Seagal With A $300,000 Invoice For Doing Some Shady Bitcoin Promotion

February 27, 2020 / Posted by:

No one knows where wannabe Russian oligarch/Zen master Steven Seagal went after dramatically walking out on that BCC Newsnight interview a couple of years ago after he was asked about multiple allegations of sexual assault, including a rape accusation from 1993 that was recently dismissed due to the statute of limitations. He just yanked out his earpiece and left in a huff. He might have gone to go pick up a shipment of knock-off Sharpies, called Slarpies, that he uses to draw on his hair. I bet brand-name Sharpies are expensive in Russia, where he now lives. He’s got to pinch those pennies where he can because, according to The Washington Post, the Securities and Exchange Commission just hit him with an invoice for $300,000 “to settle charges that he failed to disclose he was being paid to promote a cryptocurrency investment.” And no, they do not accept payment in Bitcoin. You would think a martial arts master of Steven’s caliber would know how to block this move. Maybe he’s not all that good at it evasive maneuvers after all.

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Steven Seagal Ended An Interview After Being Asked About His Sexual Assault Allegations

October 5, 2018 / Posted by:

Despite being someone whose name is often prefaced by the words “What ever happened to,” Steven Seagal apparently still books interviews. And his most recent TV appearance was on yesterday’s episode of BBC Newsnight. Little did BBC Newsnight know that they were about to make the news themselves after they addressed elephant in the room, and I’m not talking about Steven’s spray-on action figure villain hairline.

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