Category: Sean Penn

Sean Penn Threatened To Melt Down His Oscars If President Zelenskyy Doesn’t Make An Appearance At Tonight’s Ceremony

March 27, 2022 / Posted by:

The Oscars are tonight and with ratings getting worse and worse, they’re trying to get more people to watch. It was recently announced that the show would have three hosts: Amy Schumer, Wanda Sykes, and Regina Hall. And one of those hosts (Amy, of course) decided to open her gob to tell the world that she wanted President Zelenskky to appear on the program. You know, Zelenskyy, the same world leader who is in the middle of defending his country! Some rolled their eyes at the suggestion, but there was one person who apparently thought this was a shockingly brilliant idea: Sean Penn! And now he’s threatening to harm his very own Oscars if Zelenskyy isn’t on the show!

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Sean Penn Had To Flee Ukraine On Foot While Making A Documentary About The Russian Invasion

March 2, 2022 / Posted by:

When he’s not bravely risking his last few healthy skin cells under the glare of the Mediterranean sun while mega-yachting with Leonardo DiCaprio in an effort to save his girlfriend from making a horrible mistake (sadly, it didn’t work and she married him anyway, I guess she had to go through it to get over it), he’s bravely risking the lives of a documentary film crew (and his last healthy brain cells) by dragging them to Kyiv, Ukraine to film a documentary he’s producing for Vice Studios. Sean’s previous documentary about his humanitarian efforts, 2020’s Citizen Penn, was praised by The Guardian for uplifting Haiti, but they also said it “come[s] across in some ways as a 93-minute self-administered high-five.” Leave it to Sean to both save lives and invent tantric auto high-fiving in a single blow.

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Thandiwe Newton Roasted Sean Penn Over His Comments About “Feminized Men”

February 2, 2022 / Posted by:

Poet, novelist, activist, and self-satirist Sean Penn recently raised eyebrows when during an interview with The Independent last week, he again expressed his concerns that “men in American culture have become wildly feminized” and that “there are a lot of, I think, cowardly genes that lead to people surrendering their jeans and putting on a skirt.” Remember, I did say “poet.” I didn’t just pull that out of my ass. Sean’s remarks were made in front of his daughter Dylan Penn, who stars in the movie Flag Day which he directed. Naturally, Sean’s getting roasted on Twitter for his remarks, not that you can tell by any change in his complexion. And Thandiwe Newton is enjoying this weenie roast so much she went out, found herself a good sturdy stick, sharpened it to a point, and joined in the fun, tagging Sean and calling him a “jibbering FOOL.

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Elizabeth McGovern Says Being With Sean Penn Was “Exhausting”

January 24, 2022 / Posted by:

Elizabeth McGovern isn’t just one of the very fancy Countess from Downton Abbey – she’s also an actress who has had a really long career that began in the 80s. I’m pretty sure that almost all actors from the 1980s have a story about Sean Penn, in one way or another (Sean Penn did all my coke, Sean Penn stole my car while high on coke, Sean Penn borrowed my favorite leather jacket from the backseat of my car after he stole it and returned it without a single ounce of coke in the pockets). But Elizabeth has many stories because they dated for a while. The biggest takeaway from dating Sean Penn? It’s that Elizabeth probably needed several weekends at a spa after it was all done because she was tired.

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Sean Penn’s Wife, Leila George, Has Filed For Divorce After A Year Of Marriage

October 16, 2021 / Posted by:

Well, it looks like 29-year-old Leila George finally woke up from her waking coma, turned, and saw Sean Penn’s 61-year-old ass lying next to her, looked down at her wedding ring and thought, “Shit, I guess I married Sean Penn while in that coma, but now that I’m awake, I gotta change that.” Because after a year of being married to Sean Penn, Leila George has decided she no longer wants to be married to Sean Penn and filed papers to legally quit him So everyone can stop screaming, “RUN, LEILA, RUN!!!”, at her in the streets.

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Ben Stiller Got Into A Debate About Nepotism On Twitter

July 30, 2021 / Posted by:

Tori Spelling. Scott Eastwood. Chet Hanks. Luminaries all, to name but a few. And for every Viola Davis or Sir Anthony Hopkins, there’s an equally gifted entertainer who had to work just a little bit harder to overcome the stigma of nepotism. Or so says Julia Roberts’ Niece (I presume). Film critic Franklin Leonard got the conversation about nepotism in Hollywood popping on Twitter this week when he posted and commented on a press release for a new short film directed by Steven Spielberg’s daughter Destry Spielberg, written by Stephen King’s son Owen King and starring the jewel in the crown of the Robin Wright/Sean Penn Family Players Hopper Penn. Franklin responded to the press release with, “Hollywood’s a meritocracy, right?” And Ben Stiller didn’t think that was very cool.

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