When headlines popped up with the words “ROBERT DE NIRO” followed by “AT 79,” at first glance, our hearts sank cause it looked like the guy went off into the great movie set in the sky. But after actually reading it, it turned out that Robert welcomed his seventh child at the ripe old age of 79 with his girlfriend Tiffany Chen. Robert decided to hard-launch his new baby in a sit down with ET Canada while promoting his new movie About My Father. ( A total slay of a PR strategy). Now a little over a month after the newborn’s birth, Robert and Tiffany are sharing the first details about their lil bundle of joy.
Kelly Osbourne is having a baby and she shared the big news today on Instagram with two pics that are after the cut. The first shows her doing duck-lips beside a print-out of her ultrasound, and the second is a trés candid shot of 37-year-old Kelly beside her pool, gazing lovingly at the image of her unborn baby. I wonder what she’s thinking. Probably, “Papa don’t preach. I’m in trouble deep!”
Not to compare apples to greasy overripe bananas or anything, but Kanye West isn’t the only rapper to have a protracted period of stunting and trolling leading up to their album’s release. And I’m not talking about Drake (he’s a harmless little Cutie from a child’s lunchbox), the apple in this comparison is Lil Nas X who has spent the past couple of months promoting his upcoming album Montero not hurting anyone but bigots and prudes. In his most recent stunt, Lil Nas X got People Magazine to run an “over-the-top pregnancy shoot” to announce he’s over the moon about his “baby” Montero, which is due on September 17th. Needless to say, the bigots and prudes were not amused. But really, are they ever? What a sad existence.
Congratulations to this dirty old man and his brand new child bride! Don’t worry, Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t get hitched (Ha! Camilla wishes). And, nope, I’m not talking about Dennis Quaid. It’s Sean Penn, who turns 60 in a couple of weeks, and 28-year-old Leila George.
Leila follows in the illustrious footsteps of Sean’s other ex-wives Madonna, 61, and Robin Wright, 54. According to People, Leila shares Sean’s “commitment to philanthropy”. When she’s not saving the world, she works as an actress (duh), and starred as the daughter in James Franco’s remake of Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? (coincidentally the exact question she asked her momma when she started seeing Sean).
Anderson Cooper is over the moon! While he may not have used those words exactly, given his participation in the venerated tradition of showing off your new baby on the cover of People Magazine, over-the-mooness is strongly implied. Hey, if it’s good enough for “Snooki’s Jersey Boy”, then it’s good enough for Anderson’s little “Dream Come True!”
Michael Sheen and his Swedish actress girlfriend Anna Lundberg are now parents to a newborn girl, according to Micheal Sheen’s father, Meyrick. Michael and Anna had only been together before a few months before the pregnancy news broke, and Michael had to drag some people via Twitter when they claimed he wasn’t single when met Anna. That said, they seem to be going strong and are of course are “over the moon” about their new baby.