Category: Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey Thinks He And Woody Harrelson Might Be Biological Brothers

April 13, 2023 / Posted by:

Over the past few years, Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson have been morphing into each other, and I’m not sure where it started. But according to Matthew, there may be a reason for that after revealing his mother knew Woody’s father at one time. And I don’t mean “knew‘ like they used to catch the same bus to work. I mean “knew” KNEW each other.

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Matthew McConaughey And Camila Alves Were On That Crazy Turbulence Flight That Sent 7 People To The Hospital

March 3, 2023 / Posted by:

On Wednesday, Lufthansa Flight 469 left Austin, Texas for Frankfurt, Germany. About 90 minutes after takeoff, 37,000 feet above Tennessee, the plane was suddenly hit with turbulence. And not just “oo, this is a little bumpy” turbulence. EXTREME turbulence. Everything that wasn’t bolted down went flying, and the flight was forced to make an emergency landing at Dulles International Airport in Virginia. 7 people had to be rushed to the hospital with injuries. But the scariest part? This flight had precious cargo! Celebrity passengers Matthew McConaughey and wife Camila Alves. And a Goldendoodle named Arlo (don’t worry, he’s OK).

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Matthew McConaughey Gave A Speech At The White House Asking For “Gun Responsibility”

June 8, 2022 / Posted by:

There have been 34 mass shooting incidents in the two weeks since an 18-year-old with 2 newly purchased AR-15 style assault rifles slaughtered 19 elementary school students and two teachers in Matthew McCounghey’s hometown of Uvalde Texas. At the time of the shooting, Matthew issued a statement on Instagram pussyfooting around the elephant gun in the room. But Matthew put his heart where his mouth is yesterday and called for lawmakers to impose stricter gun laws such as background checks, red-flag laws, waiting periods and to raise the minimum age to purchase AR-15 style weapons to 21. Matthew, speaking from the White House press briefing room, says that “responsible gun owners are fed up with the 2nd Amendment being abused and hijacked by some deranged individuals,” which, unsurprisingly, has enraged some deranged individuals.

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Matthew McConaughey Calls For “Action” After The School Shooting In His Hometown of Uvalde, TX

May 25, 2022 / Posted by:

Yesterday, this country was covered in the horrible and soul-destroying, yet not surprising (which is very sad in itself), news that there was yet another school shooting after 19 children and 2 adults, both teachers, were murdered by a mass shooter at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, TX, which is around 80 miles from San Antonio. It was reportedly the 27th school shooting, and 212th overall mass shooting, in the US in a year that’s not even halfway done. The 18-year-old mass killer reportedly bought two assault rifles shortly after his 18th birthday on May 16. It was legal for him to do so since America is the country where an 18-year-old can legally buy a long gun but may hear the words, “What?! You’re just a kid! Get out of here!” when trying to buy booze. And last year, Texas officially became a “Second Amendment Sanctuary” when laxer gun laws went into effect. Mathew McConaughey was born in Uvalde and spoke out against the mass shooting, saying that we have “tragically proven that we are failing to be responsible for the rights our freedoms grant us.” But Matthew has also flirted with running for political office in Texas, so that seemed to be on his mind, as he firmly kept his feet in the middle of the aisle while making sure not to sway too much either way.

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Matthew McConaughey Says There’s A Hair Transplant Doctor Out There Who’s Been Lying About Working On His Head

March 1, 2022 / Posted by:

If you have watched EDtv recently, well – first of all, email me and I’ll send you some better DVDs so you don’t have to do that again. But while watching you might have noticed Matthew McConaughey’s hairline and wondered how such a thing could have started aging in reverse. Because 1999 Matthew McConaughey’s scalp situation is much different than today’s hair. Apparently, a whole lot of people thought that Matthew McConaughey did what many Hollywood dudes have done and got a hair transplant. One doctor was so sure that Matthew had gotten his hair done, that that doctor decided to lay claim to the work. The only problem is, according to Matthew himself, there was no hair job, and that doctor is a follicular liar.

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The Super Bowl Commercials Targeted A New Generation Of Old Folks

February 14, 2022 / Posted by:

I only realized it was Super Bowl Sunday when I went to Home Depot and the Garden Center was the only section seeing any action. The moment I realized I shouted “MOVE BITCH, I’M MISSING MY COMMERCIALS!” as I pushed an old lady into some zinnias and hightailed it to the car. But I was too late and by the time I got home, I had to find out on Twitter that cryptocurrency, useless apps, and hard seltzer are the future.

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