Category: Steven Spielberg

Open Post: Hosted By Rita Moreno In Steven Spielberg’s “West Side Story”

March 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Steven Spielberg’s take on West Side Story (which is obviously something we’ve ALL been asking for) is scheduled to hit theaters on December 20, 2020, and well, by then, we may not be able to see it since we’ll all be too busy fighting other dirty-assed bitches over the last bottle of life elixir (aka booze). But there’s a chance that coronavirus won’t bring on the end of times, so 20th Century Fox is keeping the promo train running and has given Vanity Fair several stills and set pics from Spielberg’s WSS including a couple of ageless Puerto Rican blossom Rita Moreno, who won an Oscar for playing Anita in the original 1961 movie. Sadly in this one, Rita doesn’t play an abuelita-aged Anita, who has spent decades fight training and preparing for the moment when she’ll return to NYC to get back at the pepaw-aged Jets for raping her. This ain’t WSS 2: Anita’s Revenge, unfortunately.

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Mikaela Spielberg Got Arrested For Domestic Violence In Nashville

March 1, 2020 / Posted by:

Well, that escalated quickly. Mikaela Spielberg, the daughter of Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw, had already been making headlines this year for revealing that she was going into porn. Since then, the tables seem to have turned. And not in her favor.

According to People, 24-year-old Mikaela, who lives in Tennessee, was picked up at 6:30am yesterday by Nashville police for an alleged altercation between her and her 47-year-old fiancé, professional darts player, Chuck Pankow. Mikaela was admitted into the Hill Detention Center and placed on a 12-hour hold, despite already posting bond.

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Steven Spielberg Is “Embarrassed” And “Concerned” That His Daughter Is Going Into Porn

February 25, 2020 / Posted by:

Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw’s daughter, 23-year-old Mikaela Spielberg, announced last week that she’s going into stripping and solo porn. She’s got a PornHub account, got on OnlyFans, and is working getting her exotic dancer license in Nashville…. because in Tennessee it’s easier to get a gun than shake your nipples on a stage.

At the time, Mikaela told The Sun that her parents, who adopted her as a baby, were “intrigued” but “not upset” when she broke the news to them over FaceTime. But, surprise surprise, “intrigued” may not cover all the emotions.

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Steven Spielberg’s Daughter, Mikaela Spielberg, Is Going Into Porn

February 20, 2020 / Posted by:

23-year-old Mikaela Spielberg, who was adopted by Steven Spielberg and his wife Kate Capshaw as a baby, is following in the porn steps of Montana Fishburne, the daughter of Laurence Fishburne, who got into porn. Although, it didn’t really work out for Montana. Mikaela has a porn business plan that includes getting an OnlyFans page, stripping, and doing porn. Mikaela was inspired by Kim Kardashian’s sex tape success, so prepare yourselves for E!’s new show: Staking Out The Spielbergs. Mikaela will finally make the Spielberg name famous.

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CBS Says “Bull” Is Still On The Air Despite Sexual Misconduct Reports About Michael Weatherly

August 2, 2019 / Posted by:

So remember how Michael Weatherly was reportedly acting like a creep on the set of his hit series Bull to co-star Eliza Dushku? So much so that she told him and then got fired because of it? And then she got paid almost $10 million in severance? Well since then the show has been still on the air, and still pulling in the ratings (around 10 million viewers a week). So when a CBS executive was asked about how the show was still going after the sexual misconduct came to light, they straight up admitted, “You don’t really care, so why should we?”

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Harrison Ford Says Indiana Jones Will Die With Him

May 28, 2019 / Posted by:

Somebody get Chris Pine on the phone and let him know that Harrison Ford says only Harrison Ford gets to be Indiana Jones. Then please ask Chris Pine to make a courtesy call to Chris Pratt and let him know that his services won’t be needed for any future remake, reboot or re-imagining of Indiana Jones, and that Harrison Ford has no idea who he is. Yes, I’ll wait. I’ll wait a lifetime if it means I get to see the crestfallen look on Pratt’s face when he hears the news that he’s Harrison’s “WHO?”. The One And Only full grown Indiana Jones (River Phoenix as young Indy doesn’t count because in that world, Harrison was still the definitive Indiana Jones) appeared on NBC’s Today, whipped out his dick and pissed a perimeter around himself stating unequivocally that he is, and will always be, the only Indiana Jones of record.

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