Category: Catwoman

Zoë Kravitz Wore A Catwoman Inspired Dress For The NYC Premiere Of “The Batman”

March 2, 2022 / Posted by:

Hello Titty! Zoë Kravitz put her best paw forward on the red carpet for the New York City premiere of The Batman wearing a custom velvet Oscar de la Renta gown with kitty titty cups to remind everyone that she is playing Catwoman Selina Kyle in the movie. However, much to Zoë’s embarrassment, it seems the rest of the cast forgot the memo, and instead of wearing the rubber penguin beak codpiece they discussed, Colin Farrell just wore a plain gray suit. And Robert Pattinson was supposed to wear Batty Boy’s hat from Hollywood Shuffle, but he didn’t. Paul Dano is the only other cast member who remembered the theme. Paul’s suit is screaming “Riddle me this, what the hell was I thinking?

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The New Trailer For “The Batman” Shows More Of Zoë Kravitz’s Catwoman

December 27, 2021 / Posted by:

There’s a new trailer out for Matt Reeve‘s The Batman starring Robert Pattison and Zoë Kravitz that includes 20% more Catwoman than the previous trailer, and I’m reeling from what I just saw. I expect Catwoman to have a chic bob and a smokey eye, but not The Batman! But then again, RPattz ain’t your grandfather’s Batman. Or your father’s Batman for that matter. Nor is he your older sibling’s Batman. He’s not even your own Batman from just a couple of years ago. No, RPatz’ Batman is an evolved batperson in possession of a much wider range of emotions, from darkly brooding to glumly seething, but that’s not the only change. Rob’s Batman went to the salon and told his stylist, “give me the Velma Kelly, I’m in the mood for some Le Hot Jazz!

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DC Doesn’t Want You To See Batman Going Down On Catwoman

June 15, 2021 / Posted by:

It seems the prudes out there managed to get another thing canceled: Batman eating a pussy’s pussy. In an interview with Variety, Justin Halpern and Patrick Schumacker, who are the co-creators and executive producers of HBO Max’s animated Harley Quinn series, said that a scene where Batman goes down on Catwoman ended up on the cutting room floor. Because DC wouldn’t allow it and their reasoning was that: “Heroes don’t do that.” When did DJ Khaled start working at DC Comics?

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