Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Posted A Craigslist Ad Looking For A Gay Man To Party With His Wife On The Weekends
A New York man found himself unable to keep up with his 30-year-old wife and her hard-partying ways. So he posted an ad to Craiglist looking for a “gay man to take wife out to party.” The husband says he’s looking for a homosexual who’s into electronic music, likes to party, and is in his twenties or thirties. If you fit this description and want to take this guy’s wife out on the town, you could make $30 an hour plus any cover/price of admission! But what about drinks? I feel like drinks should also be covered. And who, pray tell, will be paying for all the cocaine?
In case you didn’t see those photos of Madonna French kissing two women on her Italian birthday vacation, the Queen of Pop is once again here to remind us that she’s still crazy, sexy, cool, even at age 64. Madge was interviewed for the latest issue of Paper magazine, and she posed for three covers wearing a pink bob. In one she’s licking model Andrew Darnell’s nipple, in another she’s Frenching him, and the third cover shows her squatting on the dancefloor, probably on the verge of taking a disco piss. Madge also shared footage of the Paper photoshoot on her Instagram. In quick flashes, it looks like a fun rave-type party, but, in reality, you know most of those models and dancers suffered severe neck injuries trying to cram their faces into every shot.
There can be 100 people in the room, and 99 don’t have COVID-19. But if just one person does, it can change everything. I guess these wealthy young celebrity kajillionaires didn’t get that mEmO though, because they’re out there partying like it’s 2019. This past weekend Kendall Jenner followed in sister Kim Kardashian’s tone-deaf footsteps and threw a giant birthday/Halloween bash for her 25th birthday. OK, at this point, they gotta be trolling us poors, right?
Kendall invited 100 guests to Harriet’s Rooftop bar in West Hollywood. They included the usual Kardashian-Jenner crew, Justin and Hailey Bieber, Paris Hilton, The Weeknd (fat suited up as The Nutty Professor), Doja Cat, Jaden Smith, Winnie Harlow, Saweetie, and Quavo. Everybody was required to pass a rapid COVID-19 test on site before going upstairs to the party. Kendall obviously knew she was gonna get shit, so she asked her guests not to post on social media. Ha! As IF she could stop a bunch of attention whores from posting their costumes on Instagram. That’s the only reason they dressed up! Continue reading
R. Kelly Asked The Media To Leave Him Alone Ahead Of An Appearance At A Poorly Attended Private Event
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. It’s about this poor guy who is a victim. R. Kelly, who is currently out on bond for numerous counts of sexual abuse, took to his Instagram page last night to illicit a little compassion from the media ahead of a private party in Springfield, Illinois that he was paid in actual U.S. currency to attend. R. asked in his calmest “pretty please” voice for the media to leave him alone, but it turns out he didn’t really need to worry, because the party was pretty much a flop. I guess not that many people are willing to pay to hang out with R. Kelly these days. You don’t say.
Advance apologies to our British readers, but I don’t know who any of your “celebrities” are unless they are Dames, Sirs, Katie Price or Idris Elba. I may have no idea who Rita Ora is, but ya’ll sure do know how to put the “F” in Fashion (if the F stands for “fuck is this?”). The Brit Awards, Britain’s equivalent to The Grammys, were last night and apparently, the theme for the red carpet was “Party at Party City“. There were enough pinatas, clown suits, vinyl tablecloths, crepe paper ruffles, and discounted Halloween costumes on display to stock every single party store in Britain for the next millennium. Above is noted (somewhere) fabric sculptor and designer Daniel Lismore, who’s ready to serve as the punch bowl at your next Luau/Red Wedding themed get-together.
It’s a sad day for size queens; Michael Fassbender may be taking his notable member off the table for good. According to The Sun UK, Michael and his on again/off again lady friend Alicia Vikander are planning a secret wedding in Ibiza, the Cabo Wabo During Spring Break of Europe.