Open Post: Hosted By Madonna French Kissing Two Women On Her Italian Birthday Vacation
Madonna has a love(s the attention)/hate(s the rules) relationship with Instagram (and it seems that they’ve kind of had it with her); but while she’s cried censorship more than once during her tenure on the platform, she’s still a frequent poster. This week, in which lies the day of her sacred birth 64 years ago, she’s Expressed Herself (along with her continued need for attention and to be cool with the kids) aplenty. Madge, her kids, and some of her friends are vacationing in Italy to celebrate the births of both her and her son, Rocco Ritchie. Apparently, Madonna is still tonguing ladies to get the people talking, as she posted a video on Instagram of her raucous evening.
Britney Spears’ favorite auntie never shies from the spotlight, and since she’s now single and ready to commingle saliva with anyone sitting within tongue-shot of her, was up to her old tricks on Tuesday. via Page Six:
Madonna evoked her iconic onstage VMAs kiss when she posted a video of herself French kissing two girlfriends in the back of a car.
“Birthday kisses with my side bitches,” she captioned the video, which showed the group celebrating her 64th birthday in Italy.
The “Like a Virgin” singer stunned in a blue-and-white Dolce & Gabbana maxi dress, with her bleached-blond tresses styled in loose waves.
She accessorized with stacked silver necklaces, a blue hat and matching blue-and-white heels.
Elsewhere in the clip, Madonna twirled in her bright summer dress before getting in the car with her manager, Guy Oseary, and other pals.
And here’s that post, rife with unsettling twirling and muttering.
But her birthday holiday thirst-grab hasn’t been totally cringe-worthy. She also posted a carousel that included a cute snap of her and her 9-year-old twins Estere and Stella all wearing matching dresses:
And posted to commemorate Rocco’s birthday (ignore the several pics of her ass in this set, I’m sure she just has no clue how those got there)
Along with her clapping and singing “happy birthday, to MEE-UH”
It’s hard to tell because her face hasn’t moved since ‘99, but it looks like Madge is having a happy birthday, indeed. I’ll take all of her Instagram shenanigans as long as she promises to stop hexing us close-up raw-faced on TikTok. Stay tuned for 50 Cent’s thoughts on this, they’ll be coming for sure.