Category: Shut Your Hole

Whoopi Goldberg Apologized After Rehashing Her Previous Controversial Holocaust Comments

December 28, 2022 / Posted by:

At the dawn of 2022, Whoopi Goldberg started her year by catching a ton of well-deserved flack for arguing on The View that the Holocaust wasn’t about race–because she didn’t consider “Jewish” a race– but it was actually just about “how people treat each other.” And after a tsunami of eye-rolls, she embarked on a weak apology tour. Although one would think that her largest takeaway from that whole experience is that she should never open her raspy mouth-hole about the Holocaust again, she did. But while Whoopi’s comments in a recent interview looked like she was back on her “Jewish isn’t a race/the Holocaust was white on white crime” bullshit, she issued another apology and said she was only reflecting on her thought process when she made the original controversial comments.

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Bethenny Frankel Says That Sleep And Being Happy Help Her Stay Thin

July 27, 2022 / Posted by:

Real Housewives of New York City alum Bethenny Frankel never misses an opportunity to overshadow some of the good her Bstrong initiatives does with some attention-seeking antics like getting shit-faced and raging at a Coldplay concert in The Hamptons or making sure everyone knows that she fits into her 4-year-old’s pajamas, but sometimes she likes to mix it up like an undrinkable Skinnygirl™ Margarita by spewing tips on how she stays thin. This time, since she gets asked about it “allllll the time,” she decided to finally dole out her best generic tips for maintaining her 115-pound figure.

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A Cosmetic Aesthetician Apologized For Showing What She’d Change About Natalia Dyer’s Face

July 26, 2022 / Posted by:

Stranger Things is a wildly popular show with a cast that has devoted fans, and with notoriety always comes people who want to act the damn fool and bring the room down (see: Doja Cat’s Noah Schnapp fuckery saga). Apparently the Stranger Things kids’ faces aren’t even safe, and on the latest edition of “How Dare You?” a certified aesthetic nurse practitioner injector named Miranda Wilson decided to make an unsolicited TikTok outlining everything she would do to tweak Natalia Dyer’s face, using Photoshop to show what Natalia would look like after she was done fixing it. People obviously went awf about it in the comments, because Natalia, who plays Nancy Wheeler on the show, has said nothing about how she feels about her face or that she desires to change it. Miranda felt the heat and deleted the original TikTok and then posted a follow-up to “clear the air” and show what she’s done to her own face.

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Dean Cain Cried “Bandwagoning” Over Jon Kent Coming Out As Bi

October 13, 2021 / Posted by:

On this episode of TV Stars From The 90s Crying About Something, Candace Cameron Bure has handed over the baton to Dean Cain after she spat on vaccine mandates and declared that she’s not anti-vax, she’s just for medical freedom (unless you’ve got a fetus in your womb). Dean Cain is now shaking his head over a comic book character coming out as bi. If you’re thinking to yourself, “Good lord, Chachi, eat a bag of dicks, but not in a gay way, of course!”, that’s Scott Baio! And if you’re responding to that with, “Okay, well then Hercules needs to choke on a heaping dose of STFU!“, that’s Kevin Sorbo! This is 90s TV Superman, we’re talking about!

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Matt Damon Only Recently Stopped Using The “F-Word” Thanks To His Daughter

August 2, 2021 / Posted by:

In a new interview for The Sunday Times, proud “father of daughters Matt Damon really thought he was doing something when he boasted that he no longer speaks his mind in interviews for fear of being taken out of context, even though he went to Harvard and has an Oscar. He then proceeded to Liam Neeson his way into an absolute shit storm by proudly offering that he has only recently stopped using the F-word. And not the good one that his publicist has probably been repeating ad nauseam since they heard the news.

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Bruce Lee’s Daughter, Shannon Lee, Wants Quentin Tarantino To Keep Her Father’s Name Out Of His Mouth Already

July 3, 2021 / Posted by:

Quentin Tarantino has been promoting the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood novel, which is a re-telling of the entire movie and gives the backstory of Cliff Booth (played by Brad Pitt in the movie). Bruce Lee makes another not-so-flattering appearance in it. So QT has been asked about the criticism he was hit with over his continued portrayal of Bruce Lee as an egotistical bag of arrogance and he doubled, tripled, and quadrupled down. That led to Bruce Lee’s daughter, Shannon Lee, writing an open letter to QT for The Hollywood Reporter where she let him know that her father’s name is not a woman’s foot, so please keep it out of his damn mouth.

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