Category: Matthew Morrison

Elon Musk Polled Users On If He Should Step Down As The Head Of Twitter With Unsurprising Results

December 19, 2022 / Posted by:

Could it be that our internet-age Icarus has, at long last, flew too close to the sun? In this case, the sun being Dave Chappelle’s white-hot dragon breath? Because not only did Elon Musk get his ass torched by ten minutes of sustained booing, it looks like he’s had his eyelashes singed off too so now he looks even more like Dr. Evil dressed up as Pennywise the Clown for a costume party at Twitter HQ but is now standing outside in the rain arguing with the bouncer that he doesn’t need an invitation (it’s his party, dammit), before being led away by security, his comically large rubber shoes squeaking the entire time, much to the delight of the crowd of revelers who just unanimously voted that he should be 86’ed from Club Twitterverse for good.

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Matthew Morrison Has Spoken One Again About His Exit From “So You Think You Can Dance,” And He Says It’s Not What It Looks Like

June 3, 2022 / Posted by:

About a week ago, Matthew Morrison announced that he was no longer a judge on the 17th season of So You Think You Can Dance because he broke “production protocols.” That was quickly followed by sources claiming that Matthew got canned for sending flirty DMs to one of the female contestants. That wasn’t such a great look for Matthew, who has been married to Renee Puente since 2014. Which may be why Matthew has decided to say more about leaving his chair on SYTYCD. This time, with a little extra spin. No, not an actual spin – although that would make sense for a dancing competition show. Spin, like damage control.

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Married Matthew Morrison Reportedly Got Fired From “So You Think You Can Dance” Because Of “Flirty” Messages He Sent To A Contestant

June 1, 2022 / Posted by:

Matthew Morrison was cast as a judge in the 17th season of Fox’s So You Think You Can Dance, but now he’s out after announcing that he had “broken production protocols.” While rumors circled about why Matthew lost the gig, now we have a reported answer. Matthew, who is married to Renee Puente, was allegedly flirting with one of the contestants in the DMs. The lines between Matthew Morrison and Mr. Schue continue to be every kind of BLURRY.

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Matthew Morrison Is Out As Judge On “So You Think You Can Dance” For Breaking Production Protocols

May 28, 2022 / Posted by:

Fox’s So You Think You Can Dance started up again on May 18 after taking a break to let viewers’ eardrums heal from Mary Murphy’s screeches pounding them into grounded-up eardrum meat. The last season, which was season 16, aired in 2019 and the 17th season featured a new judging panel made up of Stephen “tWitch” Boss, a ponytail-less JoJo Siwa, and Justin Timberlake’s Wednesday matinee understudy Matthew Morrison (aka creepy teacher extraordinaire Mr. Schue from Glee). But after just two episodes, Matthew was told, “So you think you can dance out the exit door?”, because he has jazz-walked off of the SYTCD stage. The reason he gave is that he did not “follow competition protocols,” and the rest of his statement makes it sound like he got too friendly with at least one contestant. What a Mr. Schue thing to do.

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Matthew Morrison’s Grinch Was Deemed Too Sexy For Prime Time

December 10, 2020 / Posted by:

Well, it seems as though the horrifying sneak preview we got of Matthew Morrison as The Grinch did little to prepare people for the sexually-charged depravity that was to come. Yahoo! reports that many of those who tuned in to watch Matthew’s performance in Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch Musical!, which aired last night on NBC, were left feeling “physically uncomfortable” and in need of a therapy session. Apparently, Matthew’s Grinch was a touch too crotch-forward for most people’s taste.

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Open Post: Hosted By Matthew Morrison As The Worst Grinch To Date

November 27, 2020 / Posted by:

Matthew Morrison is coming under scrutiny after clips of him wearing green face paint, a prosthetic nose, and an unkempt chartreuse pompadour alarmed viewers who were watching NBC’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. According to Entertainment Weekly, Matthew plays The Grinch in an upcoming musical special on NBC, The Grinch Musical!, and his characterization garnered a number of “horrified and/or disgusted responses.” Because as you can see above, we can’t blame the makeup and costume department for ruining Christmas before the Thanksgiving gravy even had a chance to congeal. It’s Matthew Morrison’s choices as a performer that are laying furry green turds in our stockings this year.

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