Category: Original Fergie
Kristen Stewart Says She’s Having A Hard Time Letting Go Of Princess Diana
Kristen Stewart’s transformation from sullen, scowling fang-banger to sullen, scowling Oscar contender is almost complete. In a new interview, Kristen let us know that she’s a serious ACTOR now because she’s having trouble exercising the Ghost of Diana Spencer from her soul. Kristen, who famously disappears into, OK under the bangs of, every role she takes, says that she can’t stop thinking about Princess Diana who she plays in the upcoming biopic Spencer, even though production wrapped in April. Did you hear that Academy, we’ve got ourselves a regular Daniel Day-Lewis over here! Kristen probably wakes up nights in a cold sweat, arm cramped from princess waving to the shadows.
Piers Morgan Says That The Original Fergie Texted Him Her Support After He Left “Good Morning Britain”
Don’t worry about Piers Morgan, he’s got friends in high places! Well, sure, maybe Sharon Osbourne got taken down a peg or two after getting fired from The Talk, but he’s also got a real live Duchess on his side! Well, sure it’s the one whose roommate/ex-husband has been implicated in a sex trafficking ring, but Original Fergie is a real Duchess nevertheless. According to The Sun, in his most recent column for the Mail on Sunday Piers wrote that Fergie texted him with words of encouragement following his abrupt exit from Good Morning Britain last month. Sure, makes sense. She’s had her toes sucked publically before, so why not her ass?
The Original Fergie Wrote A Historical Romance Novel Loosely Based On Her Life-Story
I think we could all use a hearty belly laugh right about now. I know I sure did, so when I read that Fergie, ex-wife (and current roommate and possible again-wife of Prince Andrew), has written a romance novel based on her real-life “fairytale” marriage to a Prince, I threw my head back and let out a cackle so loud my cat came in to check on me. Yes, Willie boy, I am fine. I’m better than fine, I’m pre-ordering Her Heart for a Compass by Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York.
The Pictures From Princess Beatrice’s Socially Distanced Wedding Are Here
After realizing that a big ass royal wedding was not possible during THESE TIMES, Princess Beatrice and her property developer fiance, Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi, had themselves a much, much smaller wedding in one of the smaller party rooms at the Pizza Express in Woking. No, but it was a pretty simple affair (for the royals) and now they’ve released pictures of Princess Bea’s socially distanced wedding including the one above of THE QUEEN thinking, “Let’s get this affair on, love, I’ve got work to do!”
Princess Beatrice And Edo Mozzi Finally Pulled The Trigger And Quietly Married
Well, Edoardo Mapeli Mozzi blew his last chance to avoid being related to Prince Andrew and The Original Fergie. According to People, Edo and Princess Beatrice finally just went ahead and did the damn thing. They were married this morning in a private ceremony at The Royal Chapel of All Saints at Royal Lodge, Windsor (AKA her parent’s house). The ceremony was attended by a handful of close friends and family and was conducted “in accordance with all relevant Government Guidelines,” How romantic! It marked the first time THE QUEEN and Prince Philip have left their Quoronaqueentine (™) bubble since going into lockdown with 22 of their most loyal staff, 19 of which are in charge of operating Philip’s puppet-matronics.
Prince Andrew And Sarah Ferguson Are Facing Legal Action Over Their Failure To Pay $8 Million On A Swiss Chalet They Bought
It’s a good thing Prince Andrew isn’t in Quoronaqueentine (™) at Windsor Castle with his mom because he’s in trouble with the law, again, and it would be a shame if he had to suffer her wrath in person. And by her wrath I mean a breathy, disappointed “oh, Andrew,” which really doesn’t have the same devastating impact when delivered over Zoom. According to The Guardian, Andrew and his ex-wife, Original Fergie, are facing legal proceedings over missed payments on a $22 million chalet in Switzerland they jointly purchased as a vacation home in 2014. Andrew and Fergie currently owe over $8 million dollars that was due in December, 2019. I’m sure they meant to pay it, but earlier that year, their credit line at The Bank of Epstein was suddenly canceled out of the blue.