Category: Original Fergie
Princess Beatrice Is A New Mom
Finally some unequivocally good news for the British Royal Family. Princess Beatrice has given birth to a healthy baby girl late Saturday night. That gives Bea’s husband Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi about 5 months to get himself photographed on a yacht with a topless model like his brother-in-law Jack Brooksbank if Bea wants to keep following in the footsteps of her younger sister Princess Eugenie.
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Made The Cover Of TIME Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People Of 2021 Issue
TIME has released their list of who they believe are the 100 Most Influential People of 2021, which includes Lil Nas X, naturally (you don’t piss off an ocean of conservative folks by lap dancing on the devil for nothing!), as well as Britney Spears, COVID vaccine angel Dolly Parton, Simone Biles, Timbaland and Swizz Beatz, Youn Yuh Jung, Tom Brady, and Bad Bunny. But also, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, who got a totally-not-Photoshopped-to-a-new-dimension-and-back cover all to themselves. Harry and Meghan’s inclusion on this year’s list falls under the “Icons” section. Oh TIME, why would you do that? You couldn’t put them in the section for artists or leaders or something? Harry and Meghan’s most rabid online haters are going to have a field day with that one. “Icons? More she conned her way into Harry’s life and ruined it forever!!!!1!!”
Prince Andrew And Fergie Were Spotted Visiting Queen Elizabeth After Virginia Giuffre Sued Him
Virginia Giuffre has filed a civil lawsuit against Prince Andrew, the man she alleges assaulted and raped her when she was an underage sex trafficking victim of the late Jeffrey Epstein and the still currently alive Ghislaine Maxwell. Oh no, ignoring the situation didn’t make it go away? Wild! Being named in a serious lawsuit would probably send even the bravest creep into hiding for a while, but not Prince Andrew. Andrew did what he does best when he needs to do some quick damage control, which is that he runs off to Mummy in the Scottish countryside. And just like last time, he’s dragged his ex-wife and most shameless vocal supporter Fergie with him.
Original Fergie Defended Her Son-In-Law’s Yacht Trip Claiming He’s A “Superhero”
Don’t let anyone ever tell you that The Royals don’t pull their weight. They’re not all free-loaders, some of them actually have real jobs, thank you very much. And when you’re maybe not the most intelligent, best looking, or popular royal, having good honest work in the public sector is the best way to honor The Firm and show respect for the British public to whom you owe your position in life. That’s why some members of the Royal Family have called Princess Eugenie‘s husband Jack Brooksbank “a superhero.” Unfortunately for Jack, it was Prince Andrew‘s ex-wife Sarah Ferguson who called him that. And historically, if Original Fergie’s praising you in the press, you’ve done something appalling. In Jack’s case, it was getting photographed partying on a yacht “surrounded by bikini-clad models” while your wife is home with your five-month-old son.
Fergie Thinks She Was Snubbed From Prince William And Duchess Kate’s Wedding Because She Was Not “Worthy” Of An Invite
When second in line to the British throne Prince William married party supply heiress Catherine Middleton back in April 2011, it felt like everyone had been invited to the royal wedding event of the century. Except there was one famous royal-adjacent face that was nowhere to be seen, and that would be Prince William’s Aunt Fergie. Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, didn’t get an invite to William and Kate’s wedding, even though her ex-husband Prince Andrew did, as well as her two daughters, William’s cousins Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie. Fergie says she thinks she got snubbed for the very Wayne Campbell/Garth Algar reason: she wasn’t worthy!
Original Fergie Called Prince Andrew “A Good Man” And Did Not Burst Into Flames
We’ve all heard the saying “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all” and that includes the Original Fergie, Sarah Ferguson Duchess of York. But rather than offering People Magazine a withering look before changing the subject as you might expect a normal person to do upon being asked about their ex-husband whose been ostracized after being caught at the center of a sex-trafficking scandal, Fergie had plenty of nice things to say about Price Andrew. After all, she is trying to sell a historical romance novel loosely based on her own “fairytale” romance with a Prince. She can hardly have the last chapter be “And they lived happily ever after until the FBI breached the palace gates. The End.”