Category: Piers Morgan

Quentin Tarantino Denies Kanye West’s Claim That He Gave Him The Idea For “Django Unchained”

October 28, 2022 / Posted by:

As we all know too well, Kanye West firmly believes that slavery was a choice. And since we know that Kanye is prone to making Choice after Choice after Choice, it shouldn’t be surprising to learn that at one point, Kanye thought it would be a good choice for him to dress up like a slave and sing and dance for Quentin Tarantino for a music video/mini movie for his 2004 hit Gold Digger. Quentin, also a big fan of Choices, thought that was “a really, really funny idea,” but the collaboration never came to pass. So the world dodged a bullet we never even knew was headed our way, but we did get sprayed with a cache of N-words a few years later in 2012 when Django Unchained came out, which Kanye would like credit for. However, while promoting his new book on Jimmy Fallon Live, QT made it clear that credit for each and every one of those N-words is to be credited to him, and him alone. Quentin will get no argument from me on this point. As I always say, “your body (of work,) your Choice.

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“Incel Hero” Jordan Peterson Cried When Asked About Olivia Wilde Modeling Chris Pine’s “Don’t Worry Darling” Character After Him

September 29, 2022 / Posted by:

One of the scarier subcultures to come out of the batshit crazy political climate we’ve been living through are “incels,” or basically a group of angry, conservative, undesirable men whining on the internet about being utterly unfuckable and how it’s all women’s fault. Dr. Jordan B. Peterson, a Canadian psychologist, often spews rhetoric the incels agree with and makes them feel smart when regurgitating his blather, so he’s emerged as a leader of the incel community. And because Don’t Worry Darling accounts for 97% of all current drama, here we are. Olivia Wilde, still making the rounds promoting DWD–now talking about the actual film rather than the conflicts in the cast and crew–recently said that she based Chris Pine’s character, Frank, around “insane, pseudo-intellectual hero” Jordan Peterson. Jordan recently appeared on Piers Morgan Uncensored and broke down in tears when asked his thoughts about inspiring the unsavory character.

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Sharon Osbourne Said She Got A Bad Facelift Last Year

April 25, 2022 / Posted by:

In a new interview with The Sunday Times, Sharon Osbourne revealed that she recently had a face lift. Um, okaaay. And I recently ate a plate of food that combined cheese, carbs, and sauce. What else is new? Well, according to 69-year-old Sharon, this face lift was different because it was “horrendous,” and made her look like a Cyclops. Whoa, they took out one of her eyes? Damn, that is bad.

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Piers Morgan Denies That His Book Has Sold Less Than 6000 Copies Despite Having Millions Of Twitter Followers

December 8, 2021 / Posted by:

Piers Morgan is like the human equivalent of an anal fissure bursting while you’re driving on the highway in bumper-to-bumper traffic and you’re almost out of gas and you’re also late to a work meeting. And I think that people have caught on to that! Because The New York Times reports that his book about “woke” culture, Wake Up: Why the World Has Gone Nuts, has sold 5,650 print copies. The Times notes that Piers has 8 million Twitter followers, so I think we can officially call his book a flop. But Piers denies it and The New York Times has since clarified their article to say he has sold 5,640 copies in the US, thankyouverymuch.

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Sharon Osbourne Claims That Sheryl Underwood Was Forced To Undergo Anger Management Classes By CBS

October 14, 2021 / Posted by:

By now you must remember how Sharon Osbourne lost her gig on The Talk in March after she and her co-host Sheryl Underwood got into it on the show while talking about Meghan Markle and Prince Harry‘s interview with Oprah Winfrey. Sharon defended her longtime pal, Piers Morgan, over his comments about Meghan Markle and Sheryl and Sharon got into it about that. So Sharon has decided to rectify all of that by going on *checks notes* Megyn Kelly‘s SiriusXM show, and claiming that Sheryl had to complete “anger management” courses. Sharon also says that the female showrunners who fired her were “weak, weak women.” So in other words, Sharon Osbourne is still mad.

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Prince Harry Presented (Virtually) In Front Of Piers Morgan At The GQ Men Of The Year Awards

September 2, 2021 / Posted by:

Prince Harry probably thought that exiting from his duties as a member of the British Royal Family meant he could retire his stuffy Charlie McCarthy the dummy costume for good. But since it was for a good cause, he dusted it off and sat in the foyer of his Montecito, CA mansion to present, remotely, at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London. Much to the chagrin of Piers Morgan who was in attendance and described the experience as #awks. Imagine, a 65-year-old man getting triggered by a teleprompter. #SMH.

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