The FBI Is Investigating Jeffrey Epstein’s Suicide

On the day after one of his accusers named some big-name “alleged” customers of his “alleged” longtime diddler pop-up store, billionaire financier and trafficker of underage girls, Jeffrey Epstein, was found dead by hanging in his cell at Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York City. He was 66. Add one more six to that and you’ll discover Epstein’s patron deity.

Epstein was finally going to have to answer for his crimes and was set to stand trial next year on charges including sex trafficking of minors and conspiracy to engage in sex trafficking of minors between New York and Florida. He had pled not guilty.

ABC News reports that law enforcement officials confirmed that Epstein was found in cardiac arrest early this morning in his cell and was rushed to New York Downtown Hospital but it was too late. Last month, Epstein was found injured and in the fetal position in his cell with “marks on his neck,” according to NBC New York. He had reportedly been on suicide watch since July 23. But TMZ is hearing that he may not have been on suicide watch, which is a violation of protocol since he should’ve been put on suicide watch after his first alleged attempt. And if he was on suicide watch, how was he able to go through with it (since suicide watch involves officials, you know, watching him 24 hours a day in a brightly lit cell)? There are also reports that he was on suicide watch but taken off.

The FBI is now investigating after many are wondering how this happened (hmmmm, I wonder???!?)  if Epstein was on suicide watch.

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As reported by The Daily Beast, in documents that were released yesterday, Epstein accuser Virginia Giuffre named the names of the prominent men that Epstein and his lover, shady British hoity toity-type Ghislaine Maxwell allegedly forced her to have sex with,

It’s a doozy (no Trumps or Clintons, though):

Virginia Giuffre, who says that Epstein and Maxwell trafficked her to powerful people for erotic massages and sex, claimed in depositions in 2016 that Maxwell directed her to have sex with former New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson, super-attorney Alan Dershowitz, Britain’s Prince Andrew (whom she has accused before), wealthy financier Glenn Dubin, former senator George Mitchell, now-deceased MIT scientist Marvin Minsky, and modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel, as well as “another prince,” a “foreign president,” a well-known prime minsiter” and the owner of a “large hotel chain” in France.

Giuffre says that Maxwell recruited her when she was working as a locker-room attendant at…you’ll never guess… Mar-A-Lago in 2000. She says that she eventually became “a teen sex slave” to Epstein, and was trafficked at age 17 by both Epstein and Maxwell.

So as the public list of powerful men, including politicians and royals, involved with Epstein grows, he is found dead in his cell after possibly being taken off of suicide watch. Hmmm, why do I have a feeling that the FBI are going to come back with: Yup, he’s dead. Case closed!

Pic: Florida Dept of Law Enforcement