Piers Morgan Says That The Original Fergie Texted Him Her Support After He Left “Good Morning Britain”

Don’t worry about Piers Morgan, he’s got friends in high places! Well, sure, maybe Sharon Osbourne got taken down a peg or two after getting fired from The Talk, but he’s also got a real live Duchess on his side! Well, sure it’s the one whose roommate/ex-husband has been implicated in a sex trafficking ring, but Original Fergie is a real Duchess nevertheless. According to The Sun, in his most recent column for the Mail on Sunday Piers wrote that Fergie texted him with words of encouragement following his abrupt exit from Good Morning Britain last month. Sure, makes sense. She’s had her toes sucked publically before, so why not her ass?

To recap — Piers is a British journalist who became obsessed with Meghan Markle, the lady from Suits who married Prince Harry instead of him, even though Piers was already married when they met. Then the lady from Suits went to Oprah to talk about the racism she experienced from the British press as well as from the British Royal Family, which hurt Piers’ feelings so he called her a liar. On his TV show GMB, Pier’s co-host talked to him about that, which hurt his feelings so he stormed off the set. ITV, the network that employed him, asked him to apologize for calling the lady from Suits a lair and he refused so he quit/got fired. That hurt his friend Sharon’s feelings. So Sharon had an outburst on TV too, and even though she did apologize, she didn’t mean it so she got fired too. Now Piers has a new friend who cannot be fired! The Sun reports:

He wrote: “Friday April 9.

“Not all Royal duchesses were as thrilled as Meghan ‘Pinocchio’ Markle to see me leave GMB.

“‘People have said how much they miss your morning joy and humour,’ texted Sarah, Duchess of York, ‘get back out there!’.”

He joked he and the Duchess could start presenting a series of their own.

“Perhaps we should start a new breakfast show together,” he wrote.

“‘Morgy and Fergie in the Morning, anyone?”

Is there a hotline to the branch of the MI5 that deals with domestic terror threats I can call to report Morgy & Fergie in the Morning to even if I don’t live in Britain? It can’t be legal to even suggest this. Do I have to get Geneva on the line? From the sound of it, Piers is in the process of assembling an entire squad of Royal Avengers and claims that Fergie isn’t the only member of The Firm who’s reached out to him. But he’s not naming names.

Piers has claimed he was contacted by unnamed royals thanking him for “standing up” to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

In an interview on US TV show Extra, he told host Billy Bush he had the backing of some family members.

“I’ve had some messages communicated to me on behalf of several members of the royal family,” the 56-year-old said.

Asked by Bush if the backing came from “upper level people”, Morgan replied: “I’m not going to go into who it was.

“But what I would say is, gratitude that somebody was standing up.”

All this newfound love from the Royal Family even has Piers changing his tune about the recently departed Prince Philip.

I stand by them all. Philip was amusingly rude to me when I met him because he hated the press, & he could be offhand, insensitive and arrogant – but that doesn’t mean I can’t also recognise & respect his many great qualities too. All the people I most admire are imperfect. https://t.co/5P8jsynWM0

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 11, 2021

He’s kissing cadaver ass now? Wouldn’t that be considered necrophilia? Again, there must be a hotline I can call.

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