Around this time last month, we heard that Wendy Williams had checked into rehab after many became concerned about her behavior and health. Well, now Wendy is out and possibly ready to reclaim her crown as the Troubadour of Trash Talk. And although we all know she needs to take up a less stressful hobby like coin collecting or knitting, that ain’t happening. Because not only is she prepared to work on her many upcoming projects, she may be serving you dinner and drink specials during Shoe Cam Sunday brunch at her alleged new restaurant.
After Wendy Williams was thrown out of the producer/host seat for her long-running messy talk show The Wendy Williams Show she has worried many with her questionable behavior, including showcasing her cloven hoof to the world and announcing she was married to a New York City police officer (which wasn’t true). In the past, Wendy has been vocal about her substance abuse issues but it appears all of the turmoil in her personal and professional life is really taking a toll on her. Wendy has now decided it’s time to finally get the help she needs by checking into a “wellness facility“, which we all know is rich people speak for “rehab“.
Well, it looks like Armie Hammer’s gig as a timeshare sales rep might not last long enough for him to find his picture on a little lunch room plaque that reads Timeshare Employee of the Month. Because Armie has left the Cayman Islands and returned to the United States. According to reports, he and his family landed stateside to get away from all the photographers and journalists who flooded the island in an attempt to get the scoop on Armie’s timeshare job. And now Armie is reportedly living in one of Robert Downey Jr.’s house.
Yesterday, I posted about Bam Margera going missing after leaving a Florida rehab center that he was court-ordered to attend. Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief/un-clutch their enormous, chunky douchebro crucifixes; the Jackass star/skateboarder/nightmare of a son was located last night and has been safely taken back to rehab.
Usually, when I think of the Jackass guys, I think of watching their gross stunts with an amused kind of apprehension, with hands ready to cover my eyes as I waited for one of them to inevitably take a dump on someone or something. But for the past few years, Bam Margera has just been tough to watch, period, as he struggled with his addiction. He got kicked off of a flight for being drunk and asked Dr. Phil for help getting clean, said he was going to rehab but didn’t and got arrested for being drunk at a hotel, and then was involved in a lawsuit when Johnny Knoxville axed him from one of the Jackass movies for allegedly disobeying the “wellness agreement.” In concerning news, Bam has now been reported missing by a Florida rehab facility that he was court-ordered to attend.
Aerosmith was supposed to kick off a Las Vegas residency starting next month, but today the band announced that they’re cancelling their summer concerts. Steven Tyler has suffered a recent relapse and voluntarily checked into rehab. The Blue Army is extra blue today (apparently that’s what blue-collar/blue jean-wearing Aerosmith fans call themselves, thank you Google).