Drew Barrymore had Kate Hudson on her talk show yesterday, and the two reminisced about first meeting when they were “young and wild.” Kate, 42, recalls meeting Drew, 46, at a Santa Monica bar with Luke Wilson. At the time Luke and Kate were shooting the rom-com stinker Alex & Emma (2003), and Drew reveals that she and Luke were in an open relationship. Kate replied, “I’ve been there with a Wilson too.” Nope, she’s not talking about that diva volleyball who starred in Castaway. Kate’s referencing her disastrous mid-aughts romance with Owen Wilson.
Jennifer Lopez has taken a little break from the pap stroll alongside Dunkin Donuts’s very own mascot and is currently doing the rounds to promote her latest film Marry Me. The movie features her and Owen Wilson as two people who fall in love despite the odds. The odds being that Owen is an icky math teacher and Jennifer is a hot superstar singer. Whatever will be the outcome of this daring take on a rom-com?!? Seeing as the movie is all about marriage and love, Today’s resident lush Hoda Kotb couldn’t help but shadily ask if JLo is interested in getting married again. You know, considering she’s already done that three times. But JLo is all for it.
Good news, Jennifer Lopez is back to doing what she does best. Not singing! She’s back on the big screen and she’s staring Oscar dead in the eye and daring him to snub her for a second time! And Oscar is very confused because he’s seen the trailer for Marry Me, and honestly, he’s not impressed. It looks like they fired up the old Mad Libs Rom-Com generator for this one and still somehow managed to come up with the least imaginative answers possible. International superstar JLo plays an [occupation] international superstar (OK, she sings a little) who plans to marry her [occupation] international superstar boyfriend, played by international superstar Maluma, live on stage but finds out he’s cheating moments before. So she decides to marry the first schmo she sees who happens to be a [humble occupation] math teacher played by Owen Wilson who is a [endearing trait] single dad. Could it be true love? Or could it be an excuse for JLo to parade around in haute couture? I guess whoever sees this movie will find out! Ben Affleck, you’ll let us know, won’t you?
Wes Anderson is back with another cinematic masterpiece that will make your eyes go “Ooh!” and your brain go “Huh?”. After watching the trailer for The French Dispatch I have no idea what the plot is other than it involves some sort of publication I’m assuming is called The French Dispatch. But it sure looks nice! Continue reading
Owen Wilson ended up re-defining the title “Deadbeat Dad” through the majestic birth of his third child, Lyla. The birth was not at all majestic, that was full sarcasm. It started with him denying he got his ex, Varunie Vonsgvirates, pregnant, so she got a paternity test to prove it, and it did. Still, Owen washed his hands of his third child in all ways except financial. But the financial part is working for Varunie, because it’s being reported that Owen is paying her $25,000 a month for a daughter he has never met nor plans to in the near future.
Let this be a warning to any aspiring equestrians out there who think they can tame The Butterscotch Stallion. If you should bed him, you’ve got to expect that afterwards, he’s going to nicker fondly (if you’re lucky), flick his magnificent tail, and canter off into the sunset. A year ago, almost to the date, we reported that Owen Wilson had not yet met his daughter, Lyla, who he had with ex-girlfriend Varunie Vongsvirates. And according to Varunie, a year later, Owen still hasn’t managed to trot by the barn to meet his little filly. The Daily Mail, spoke to Varunie and she told them that he’s been meeting his financial obligations since he got Maury’ed By Mail, but it’s not about that. Varunie says Lyla needs a father.