Category: Jaden Smith
“Why Bother?” Was The Primary Fashion Takeaway At Last Night’s MTV VMAs
Well, MTV has done it! They’ve shown that you can put on a star-studded spectacle in the middle of a global pandemic and proved beyond a doubt that it’s a very dumb idea. MTV dared to do what the other girls wouldn’t and risked everybody’s health by inviting confirmed disease vector Doja Cat (who really should have that glowing fish whistle looked at) and others to walk a virtual red carpet set up for last night’s MTV VMAs. Was it worth it? Well, let me put it this way. No.
Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin Flouted Quarantine And Threw A House Party
Don’t worry guys, Justin Bieber isn’t just periodically posting lazy memes in order to fulfill his promise to “speak up about racial injustice and systemic oppression,” he’s also doing his part to support the Black Lives Matter movement by throwing a party to celebrate the birth of his Black friend, rapper Justine Skye. Proof that Justin can walk the talk (let’s give him a pass on being able to spell the words), he and wife Hailey Baldwin bravely faced off against Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti’s ban on social gatherings and risked having their water turned off (not that Justin showers but Hailey might like a cup of tea) in order to host a bevy of Hollywood elites (OK, Calabasas krabs) at their Beverly Hills mansion. Justin even went so far as to hug Kylie Jenner upon arrival. Talk about bravery!
Jada Pinkett And Jaden Smith Called Out Shane Dawson For Sexualizing An 11-Year-Old Willow Smith
Well, I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing who or what Shane Dawson is. But after a soft dive into his very popular YouTube channel, I now feel like a cold shower and a self-performed lobotomy are in order. If you happen to be new to the goings-on within the YouTube community (and consider yourself lucky, if so), Shane has had a reputation for being absolutely disgusting and racist for some time now. And after someone pulled out a clip, which involves Willow Smith, of Shane looking like he’s auditioning for a place in The Roman Polanski Appreciation Club, he was called out by Jaden Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith.
Billie Eilish Won Pretty Much Everything At The Grammys Last Night
The Grammys happened last night and just as negotiators suspected, the note made from cut up magazine clippings reading: “Give Cats Album of the Year or I blow the bomb!” was just a copycat-hoax. Phewf! 18-year-old Billie Eilish really took that possibly rigged shit to town, sweeping all the major categories. Catch her licking poles to taste blood in celebration. But most blessed of all is Camilla Cabello and Shawn Mendes didn’t have to get down to their skivvies to shamelessly get three seconds of attention. Amen!
Will Smith And Jada Pinkett Smith Gave Jaden Smith A Vegan Intervention
That’s not to say they arranged a circle of chairs upholstered in only man-made materials and shared confessional letters while passing around a plate of tempeh nuggets. I’m talking about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith holding an intervention for Jaden Smith, regarding his vegan diet.
Jaden Smith Is Becoming A “Full-Time Inventor” To Save The Homeless And Waterless People Of The World
Jaden Smith‘s interview with Complex is… complex. On the one hand it’s like, this kid is so out of touch and rich; like the way he’s just genuinely fascinated by the plight of the lower-class it’s like watching Ariel brush her hair with a fork. But on the other hand, that genuine fascination leads to him to trying to do some good.
While speaking with Complex, Jaden talked about it all–his new water filtration systems, his music–and most importantly, he revealed that he is switching his profession. I wasn’t sure he had a specific profession because he seemed to be a rich kid who just acts and makes music at a whim. But no, he’s saying people used to think of him as a musician, but he now wants them to see him as an inventor. Mini Kanye speaks!