No, I don’t want to know what’s going on in that pic.
Will Smith appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and spoke with Jimmy Kimmel all about Aladdin where he plays
a demonic blue ghost The Genie. Since this is a celebrity interview promoting a film of course there was some casual banter about his family. Will Smith’s wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, is basically the new Oprah Winfrey with her Red Table Talk show which gets to the root of many, many topics, so Jimmy asked about it. And Will let it be known that he can’t watch it. Yeah, Will FINALLY believes in TMI.
Jada Pinkett Smith sat down with her mother, Adrienne Banfield-Jones, and daughter, Willow Smith, at that round red table which has gotten more secrets out of the world than anybody since Oprah Winfrey, and the three women had themselves a talk about porn. During the discussion, Jada, who once admitted she was a sex addict, said that she was also the Queen Of Porn–and had an “unhealthy relationship to porn” during a time in her life. Jada has dipped her toes in many ponds; truly she is knowledgable on everything!!
Jada Pinkett Smith is still pimping out her new Facebook Watch show Red Table Talk. That’s how we heard about the secret 17-year feud she had with Gabrielle Union. The latest tidbit RTT teased is that Willow Smith once had the harrowing experience of walking in on her parents doing the Horizontal Tango. Only, since it’s Will Smith and Jada we’re talking about, it was probably some real unusual shit. Like the Secant Vector Shuffle with a Xenu twist. Whatever she saw, I’m sure it wasn’t covered in The Joy Of Sex.
By “shit,” I of course mean IMMENSE KNOWLEDGE. And yes, “Immense Knowledge” is the name of their weed strain of choice.
FKA Twigs is a lot of things. She’s a singer, a songwriter, a dancer, an artiste and Robert Pattinson’s promised one. And after reading her interview with ES Magazine, I learned that she either took the same Scientology homeschool classes as Willow and Jaden Smith or all of their brains were cut from the same hemp cloth. Because FKA Twigs gets deep. FKA Twigs may look like Fievel’s sister from An American Tail, but when she stares out into the vast night, she doesn’t sing Somewhere Out There, she reads the stars.
If you were planning on spending the rest of your day skipping along higher planes of consciousness after doing shrooms laced with PCP, you’re in luck. You can save those PCP-kissed shrooms for another day, because a new Willow and Jaden Smith interview is out, and reading their words will make you feel like you’re slow dancing with L. Ron Hubbard to a P.M. Dawn song on the rings of Saturn. But just like shrooms laced with PCP, you may have to schedule in time to deal with the comedown.
Jaden is on Baz Luhrmann’s Netflix show The Get Down, and sure he could promote that, but instead, he and Willow promoted their *~thoughts~* on things. Pharrell Williams talked to the human form of a 90s ying and yang necklace for Interview Magazine, and just like their other interviews, it’s a PSA on what happens when you mix together two young minds, Scientology, not much parental guidance and a shit load of money.
When two sources “confirmed” that Kerry Washington had another baby growing in her belly yesterday, I made a joke that Kerry would confirm it herself by posing on the red carpet of the Met Gala with her hand placed on her stomach. And last night Kerry Washington hit the Met Gala red carpet with her hand on her stomach. Although I almost didn’t notice that hand because I was too distracted by that purple hair. Mon Dieu (splashes self with holy water), that hair! I am so conflicted. It’s not permanent (Instagram tells me that those are extensions), so that’s good. It sort of looks like the kind of fake hair you’d find on the floor of the Rock of Love Bus, which makes me want to pour myself a hot mug of penicillin. On the other hand, it looks like it was found on the floor of the Rock of Love Bus, which means it’s 100% pure fake hair perfection.
I’ve known some pregnant people, and one thing I’ve gleaned is that sometimes being knocked up makes you do some crazy things. Case in point: the gorgeous black lace boudoir ensemble Kerry is wearing. I feel like non-knocked up Kerry wouldn’t wear that. But knocked up Kerry? Sure! The more black lace the better. Or maybe this is Kerry’s way of paying tribute to Prince. If Prince designed maternity clothes, I’m almost positive that’s what he’d make.
Kerry didn’t exactly do much with the technology theme, but there were a few people who tried. Let’s start with Demi Lovato.