Category: Coron-NO SHE BETTA DON’T
Broadway Shows Keep Canceling Performances Over Positive COVID-19 Tests
Right now, New York City is in one of the biggest COVID-19 spikes in positivity rates. Their numbers doubled in three days. So it’s a great time to catch a Broadway show! PSYCHE! It is obviously not. And because of positive COVID-19 test results, several productions have had to cancel shows within hours and even minutes of showtime.
The Release Dates For Both “Mission: Impossible 7” And “Top Gun: Maverick” Have Been Delayed Once Again
Well fuck me, I might be starting to feel sorry for the guy. Deadline reports that the release dates for Tom Cruise’s most special babies, Mission: Impossible 7 and Top Gun 2: Bottoming Out, have been delayed once again. Tom is busting his ass, sometimes almost literally, over and over and over again, for our entertainment and for what? So he can get his car stolen and be mistaken for Lil’ Kim? Why, it’s enough to put anybody off their curry, even Tommy Two Tikkas.
Dave Chappelle Canceled The Remainder Of His Shows With Joe Rogan After Testing Positive For COVID-19
When Elon Musk fled from California to Texas last month, he didn’t waste any time immersing himself in the local color. Last week Elon on his alien progeny incubator Grimes hung out backstage at Stubb’s BBQ in Austin where Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan have been headlining a multi-night residency. What a guest list, sounds like a blast, I know! But there was one party guest who got out of hand and rudely jumped down Dave’s throat. That guest was coronavirus, and now it’s taken up a residency inside Dave Chappelle. TMZ reports that Dave is so far asymptomatic, so let’s hope COVID resists the urge to perform Dave’s signature “fuck your couch” bit on his lungs.
Terri Nunn Of Berlin Says She Had No Idea Performing At Mar-A-Lago On New Year’s Eve Was A Bad Idea Until Afterward
The only New Year’s Eve concert more disastrous than the time Bonnie Pointer of the Pointer Sisters threw up on stage, mid-song was last week’s COVID-Palooza at Donald Trump‘s Mar-a-Lago headlined by Vanilla Ice, Taylor Dayne, Mike Love’s Beach Boys, and perhaps most surprisingly, Terri Nunn of Berlin. I guess Terri’s check has since cleared because according to Variety, she’s issued a statement apologizing for taking the gig and expressed her “shock” at “Florida and Mar-a-Lago’s lack of regard for the pandemic.” And if that’s not enough to get those eyeballs rolling well into the new year, she also said she could see how it might have “appeared” that her attendance was to “support a political party,” but that was never her intention. She then paid lip-service to the LGBTQ community, and presumably, booked a Duets tour with Katharine McPhee to make up for her unfortunate transgression.
Some Gay Influencer Types Are Getting Called Out For Being Hypocrites By Partying In Puerto Vallarta (And A Gay Party Cruise Sank)
A social media account called GaysOverCovid has been exposing the hot gays of the world for continuing their hard-partying, jet-setting lifestyles even though we’re in a got-damn pandemic. They’ve been busy outing the gays like a 25-man orgy in Belgium. A bunch of non-famous influencer medical gays were exposed as hypocrites and now there’s a hit out on whoever is running the social media. But we cannot let journalists be silenced! In the words of Iyanla Vanzant: “Not on my watch!”
Kirk Cameron Hosted A Christmas Caroling Event To Protest California’s Stay-At-Home Orders
The GOP-led death cult continues apace, and just in time for Christmas, Kirk Cameron has decided to play the role of the Little Drummer Boy, drumming up a bunch of souls and leading them to meet their maker, but make it festive! According to TMZ, Kirk has taken the foot long out of his mouth long enough to organize a mass, unmasked Christmas caroling event under the guise of a peaceful protest “in response to govt tyrants telling us how to celebrate Christmas,” per Sing It Louder, the organization he is working with. No one’s gonna tell Kirk he can’t celebrate Christmas by spraying aerosolized coronavirus all over your Grandma with a pitchy rendition of Here Come Santa Claus. It’s a (novel) Cameron family tradition!