Category: Hospital Emergency
Brazilian Singer Pocah Was Hospitalized After Holding In Her Farts Around Her Boyfriend
Viviane de Queiroz Pereira, better known by her stage name, Pocah, is a Brazilian singer-songwriter. Based on her 15.7 million Instagram followers and fifth-place finish on Big Brother Brasil, she must be pretty well known in Brazil. But this week 27-year-old Pocah finally achieved international celebrity. Unfortunately, it wasn’t from one of her songs. Or even a sexy selfie. Nope, Pocah’s making headlines cuz she was hospitalized for holding in farts around her boyfriend. A star is born.
Jon Gosselin Was Hospitalized After A Venomous Spider Bite
Things haven’t been going so well for ol’ Jon Gosselin. In 2020, his son Collin accused him of punching and kicking him (Child & Youth Services said these allegations were “unfounded”). In January, he was hospitalized for coronavirus and his longtime girlfriend Colleen Conrad got breast cancer. Then the couple split up in August. And just when the 44-year-old was getting back into DJ-ing and “single life,” a venomous Brown Recluse spider bit his leg while he was sleeping. Jon had to be hospitalized! The spider is still on the run, but she left a very clear message on her web: “SALUTATIONS FROM KATE GOSSELIN.”
The Queen Spent A Night In The Hospital This Week
A few days ago, it was reported that Queen Elizabeth’s doctors were being a major buzzkill after they told her she had to cancel a little two-day getaway to Northern Ireland. Obviously, I’m not The Queen’s doctor and know absolutely wank-all about her medical situation, but I was still a little miffed that they wouldn’t just let her 95-year-old majesty pop off and sneak in a Guinness or two in Northern Ireland. She’s had a year, let her have this little out-of-town getaway. As it turns out, her doctors weren’t being petty killjoys and they really were looking out for her best interests, health-wise. Because The Queen’s health dipped into the red, and she was forced to spend a night in the hospital on Wednesday.
Kate Beckinsale Ended Up In The Hospital After She Injured Herself While Trying To Put On Leggings
Last month Kate Beckinsale was rushed to the ER after fucking up her back in a Las Vegas hotel room. 48-year-old Kate had been in town for about a week shooting the movie Prisoner’s Daughter. Kate has since healed, and last night she went on The Late Late Show With James Corden to explain what happened. Kate reveals that she injured herself while putting on leggings and that the pain was worse than childbirth. Whoa, so random! My money was on trying to lick her crotch like a pussy.
Howie Mandel Was Rushed To The Hospital After Passing Out At A Starbucks (UPDATE)
UPDATE: Howie Mandel tweeted that he’s okay now and is at home.
I am home and doing better. I was dehydrated and had low blood sugar. I appreciate the great doctors and nurses that took such good care of me. Thank you to everyone who reached out but I am doing ok!
— Howie Mandel (@howiemandel) October 14, 2021
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Howie Mandel was rushed to the hospital this morning after passing out at his local Starbucks in Woodland Hills, Los Angeles. The 65-year-old was getting coffee with his wife and friends when he suddenly lost consciousness and fell over. He was then laid out on a cement bench (comfy, thanks guys!), paramedics were called to the scene, and they took Howie to a Tarzana hospital.
Ellen DeGeneres Drove Portia De Rossi To The ER While High On Weed Drinks
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before… people are pissed at Ellen DeGeneres! This time it’s because she went on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and shared an anecdote about driving her sick wife Portia de Rossi to the ER while high on weed drinks and melatonin. This was about a month ago when Portia had to get emergency appendicitis surgery. As Ellen was telling the story to Jimmy, she admitted, “It’s probably not safe, I shouldn’t be saying any of this.” Some people online are giving Ellen crap for joking about driving while under the influence. They say she should have just called an ambulance. Or an Uber. Or her fancy person chauffeur! Although to be fair, he probably quit cuz she wouldn’t let him look her in the eye.