For the past couple of months, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott have been dodging rumors that they’re very close to filing for divorce. But so far, all Tori and Dean have done is act puzzled and clueless about the divorce gossip. Sorry, allow me to correct that – Dean has been playing dumb about the situation. Tori hasn’t said anything, but she has been dropping what appears to be some pretty obvious hints. Like being seen in public without her wedding ring on, or admitting she and Dean don’t sleep in the same room anymore. Well, she continues to be an expert visual sTORIteller. Tori was recently photographed yelling into a cellphone outside a lawyer’s office while clutching a notepad scrawled with words like “assets” and “custody.” The Kardashians can try, but nobody truly can pull an attention-based stunt like Tori Spelling.
Page Six says that Tori’s so-not-staged pap shoot happened on Monday in Los Angeles, outside of an attorney’s office. We don’t know for sure if she was visiting a divorce lawyer, likely because there wasn’t a visible sign outside that said “DISCOUNT DIVORCE LAWYER IN HERE.” Tori was wearing a black suit (to symbolize mourning the death of her marriage?? and a pair of oversized sunglasses (to hide her tears??). Page Six says that after spending an hour inside the lawyer’s office, Tori emerged and was seen “angrily shouting” into her phone as she made her way to her vehicle. Sources say that Tori got into the vehicle by herself and that Dean was “nowhere to be seen.”
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Page Six was helpful enough to zoom right in on that legal pad to see what notes Tori had been taking. At 3 pm, Tori wrote the words lawyer, assets, support, and custody. A little higher up the legal pad, she’d written: “Pig Pen – get quote” and “AAA Jump Start Van.” Tori’s rep had no comment on the situation, so we don’t know for sure if Tori was meeting to arrange her impending divorce from Dean. But, the implication is that she was because Tori is as opaque as a piece of Saran wrap. So the real mystery here is who Tori was yelling at on the phone. It could be Tori’s main benefactor, Candy Spelling, but there’s no way Tori would be yelling at her mom to cover her legal bills (Candy needs to be buttered up with compliments before she cracks her wallet open). The best guess is she was yelling at Dean, but not for the obvious reason. “Dean, I said assets. No, ASSETS. Dean you dummy, do not text me a picture of your ass, that’s not what I’m talking about here! Oh, Jesus, he did it, he texted me ten pictures of his ass.”