Open Post: Hosted By Tori Spelling Posing With Cash At The Recently-Bankrupt Barneys

November 19, 2019 / Posted by:

I don’t really know what Tori Spelling is trying to do here but it’s not working… at all. Tori, whose show just got canceled (but maybe it didn’t), was at Barneys the other day, which is weird because Tori has money problems and her ass shouldn’t be at Barneys in the first place since I doubt she can use her American Express card there. But shit got weirder when she posed for pictures at Barneys… while holding a wad of cash.

I guess now that Barneys is going out of business the prices are at the point that Tori Spelling can afford it–or rather–pretend to. Page Six says yesterday she and her husband, Dean McDermott, were at Barneys and they decided to do a lil photoshoot to celebrate. Tori plopped down on the floor, and a source who was at the store creeping, says she pulled out, “probably $1000 in $100s.”

Apparently they were there for Dean’s 53rd birthday, which was on the 16th, so naturally they needed a pic of Tori holding cash? To look cool and rich? Because as we all know: authentically-rich people walk around with lots of cash and not those black cards that are made of titanium or something and weigh four pounds. The source said:

“They were literally art-directing that shoot. It had the entire show floor at a standstill.”

After the photoshoot, Dean and the salesman went with “like five boxes of shoes” and headed to the check out. Tori contemplated her choices and “sat on the floor longer by herself alone.” What a sad picture this person paints… oh wait you can see it for yourself, it was recorded:

Well… that sure is something. But listen, if Tori is getting five pairs of designer shoes for $1000, that is a steal and those shoes must be 80-90% off because one pair of Louboutins will cost you a child’s liver. Must’ve been five pairs of Uggs, or something. Tori might want to rethink taking pictures like this, though. Next time she claims to AmEx she’s busy raising five kids with her earnings, they’re going to have evidence to the contrary, eh?

Pic: Wenn.com

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