Travis Barker Was Hospitalized For An Unidentified Medical Emergency (UPDATE)

June 29, 2022 / Posted by:

UPDATE: TMZ says that 46-year-old Travis Barker is down and out with pancreatitis and a recent colonoscapy he had may have triggered it. Below is the original post.

The Kardashian Krew are habitual shape-shifters, so I would have bet the farm that if there was a Kardashian-adjacent medical emergency, it would be due to one of the Koven’s rib-removals gone awry or an overzealous seat-sucking leading to two sad, deflated balloon looking flaps of skin where ass cheeks used to be. Unfortunately, it seems as though something more serious has happened to a member of the Krew, because Kourtney Kardashian’s husband, Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker, was hospitalized yesterday for a yet-to-be-disclosed medical emergency.

According to TMZ, Travis was having some unidentified medical situation, so Kourtney stopped rolling her eyes and dry-humping him for five minutes and they took a trip to the emergency room to get it checked out, but he was in need of more care than that hospital was capable of providing, so he was transferred to Cedars-Sinai.

Barker and Kourtney first showed up at West Hills hospital Tuesday morning for a health issue Travis was experiencing. Apparently, the medical crew at West Hills felt Travis needed additional care, because he was then taken by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Kourtney followed closely behind the ambulance, wearing black sweats and a hoodie.

During the situation, Travis tweeted “God save me” which is also the name of a song he recently produced for Machine Gun Kelly, so either his condition is very concerning or he’s been taking klasses at the “Kris Jenner School of MarKKeting” and decided that his medical emergency was the perfect opportunity to whip out a shameless plug.

And later on, his daughter, Alabama Barker, asked for prayers in a since-deleted TikTok of her holding her dad’s hand with a hospital bracelet on. She then instead asked for prayers on her Instagram Stories

Get well soon, Travis! He and Kourtney just got married in May and have taken every opportunity to let people know that they’re constantly fucking, so hopefully, this isn’t anything more serious than a honeymoon phase dick-overuse injury or painfully dried-up balls after Kourtney finally chugged his entire splooge stash. Or, since scorned ex-family member Kanye West made a surprise appearance at the BET Awards the other night, Kris decided that it was time to pull the attention back and it was Travis’ turn to take one for the team. You never know with these tricks; their motives are always up for debate.

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