So I guess you could say, Cameron Diaz’s wine line is the Sex Tape of wine? Possibly! According to some people who have tried Cameron’s new wine, Avaline, the experience was a lot like paying to see Sex Tape. Your wallet will be lighter, and you’ll come out of it saying, “Wow, okay – so that wasn’t very good at all. Cameron, how could you do me like that?”
A couple years ago Cameron Diaz announced that she had retired from acting. Her last gig was as Miss Hannigan in 2014’s abysmal Annie remake, a performance that caused Carol Burnett to roll over in her grave (and the woman isn’t even dead yet!). Since then, Cammie D married one of the Good Charlotte twins (allegedly Benji Madden, but who knows, her and sister-in-law Nicole Richie could be swapping on the reg), had a baby daughter, callously named her Raddix Chloe Wildflower Madden, and declared she was getting into the wellness business.
Recently 47-year-old Cameron launched a “clean”, chemical-free wine line called Avaline (um, that’s a far better name than Raddix), and went on Gwyneth Paltrow’s digital series “In Goop Health: The Sessions” to promote it. The two friends chatted about motherhood, marriage, and being a “manifester”. For all I know, they also talked about who killed Jeffrey Epstein, but I couldn’t watch more than ten seconds of that rich-wellness-lady-spiritual-journey mumbo jumbo without my morning bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats creeping its way back up my throat.
Yes, Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden’s newborn daughter’s full name is Raddix Chloe Wildflower Madden. That’s some parental abuse right there! To their sadness, Raddix Wildflower will probably become a super-uptight CEO type with a lot of pencil skirts and shoulder-pads and actively hate her parents for putting that albatross around her neck.
Back in August, Cameron Diaz teased that she was looking into getting into the “wellness” business and cited Goop and her sister-in-law Nicole Richie’s House of Harlow as inspiration. Well, it looks like Cameron’s new project might very well be baby forward because she and husband Benji Madden just announced the birth of a little baby girl with the ridiculous name of Raddix Madden. You know, so they can call her Rad. Pink is livid she didn’t think of that one first!
When I’m not blogging badly about celebrities on the weekend, I have a day job in Rhode Island. People at work who know about my moonlighting were all excited for me this week because Jennifer Lawrence is getting married at the veddy, veddy grand Belcourt in Newport today. “Aren’t you excited for J-Law’s wedding,” they asked? As if I had an invite! As if I was going to try to crash to get the scoop! They KNOW I’m too busy stalking Taylor Swift outside of her manse on Watch Hill for any Dlisted-worthy staged holiday photoshoots! As for the wedding, Adele, Kris Jenner, Nicole Richie and Cameron Diaz are some of J-Law’s celebrity guests in the postage stamp state this weekend for the celebrity wedding planner Mark Seed-planned, 150 guest wedding.
An Old Interview Has Resurfaced In Which A Shady Jennifer Lopez Gave Her Thoughts On Some Famous Actresses
It looks like that green Versace dress isn’t the only scandalous thing from Jennifer Lopez’s past that was dragged back out this month after spending two decades tucked away in storage. And I was deliberate with my word choice there, because there’s a whole lot of old dragging courtesy of Jenny from the Block.