Selena Gomez Talked About Having A Psychotic Break And Having To Re-Learn Certain Words After Going On A Meds Detox
Selena Gomez covers the December issue of Rolling Stone to promote her new AppleTV+ documentary, Selena Gomez: My Mind and Me. The doc, directed by Alex Keshishian (he made 1991’s Madonna: Truth or Dare) explores Selena’s mental health struggles. In the Rolling Stone interview, 30-year-old Selena talks about her 2018 psychotic episode and bipolar disorder diagnosis. Selena says that, after her breakdown, doctors put her on a bunch of drugs, and “there was no part of me that was there anymore.” Eventually, she found a psychiatrist who took her off all but two medications, but detox hit her hard. Selena says she had to learn how to remember certain words, and would often forget where she was. Scary! The only memory Selena should want to get rid of is Justin Bieber. Eternal Sunshine that guy right on outta there!
Chris Redd was attacked outside the Comedy Cellar in NYC last night. According to TMZ, the former SNL cast member drove up to the comedy club around 9:40 PM, shortly before he was scheduled to perform a 15-minute set. Moments after Chris got out of the car, he was punched in the face by some dude who tried to grab his trés chic Greg Yuna chain. The man ran off, and a shocked, bloodied Chris was helped by Comedy Cellar staff. He was then taken to Bellevue Hospital, treated for his injuries (which include a deep cut on his nose), and released. TMZ says he’s gonna be OK. What a relief! Poor Chris doesn’t deserve to get attacked. He didn’t even say anything transphobic or insult Jada Pinkett Smith’s alopecia!
Ariana Grande has had a restraining order against a stalker since he showed up at her home last September with a knife. It was a scary situation. But you know what they say about stalkers: they’re literally stalkers; so he came back and was arrested again, this time on her birthday–which was Sunday. Thankfully, Ariana Grande was not home at the time. Poor Ari, having to deal with this–her next song should be No Stalkers Left To Restrain.
If you’re a person who gets nervous around the water and has a fear of dolls, may I suggest you NEVER go to this Texas beach. Researchers whose job it is to comb a 40-mile stretch of beach in the Texas Gulf Coast have been finding loads of disturbing dolls washing ashore. Many figures have lost their hair and feature barnacles coming from various orifices, resulting in Lovecraftian nightmares that are one sandcastle away from traumatizing a happy beachgoer. Move over, Jaws. We’ve got another terrifying reason to never go to the beach!
Happy Caturday! Have you always wanted to have a cat hang off your back but not have all the baggage that comes with it (e.g., scratching your face off, feline yowls of anger)? Have I got news for you! Just pop on over to Japan, slam down $1000, and this realistic cat backpack can be yours. Terrify your neighbors with this handcrafted bag that can hold your notebook, phone, wallet, and that new brain medication you were just prescribed!
Hailey Bieber Baldwin had a serious scare recently and it wasn’t due to waking up to the fact that she’s married to Justin Bieber. According to People, Hailey was rushed to the hospital on Thursday after experiencing “stroke-like symptoms” while sitting down to breakfast with Justin. Hailey was admitted to the hospital and it was discovered that she had a small blood clot in her brain. Thankfully, the issue was resolved on its own and she was released soon after. It’s a terrifying thing to have happened but not entirely unpredictable. If I were married to Justin, I’d expect my brain to explode with some regularity.