Category: Scary Shit

Madonna Is In The Hospital With A “Serious Bacterial Infection” And Has Delayed Her Tour

June 28, 2023 / Posted by:

Page Six reports that Madonna is recovering after a scary medical emergency over the weekend. On Saturday, the Queen of Pop was found unresponsive and rushed to a New York City hospital. 64-year-old Madge was intubated for at least one night before having the tube removed. This afternoon, her longtime manager, Guy Oseary, posted a statement on Instagram. He writes that Madonna “developed a serious bacterial infection,” which led to several days in the ICU. While she’s out of the ICU, she’s still under medical care. Guy adds that Madonna’s 40th-anniversary world tour, The Celebration Tour, will be postponed. It was set to begin on July 15 in Vancouver. The good news? Guy says Madonna’s health is “improving,” and she’s expected to make a full recovery. Phew! Thank god she’s OK. Especially on this, our month of Pride.

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Benedict Cumberbatch’s Home Was Attacked By A Knife-Wielding Chef

May 30, 2023 / Posted by:

Benedict Cumberbatch has been enjoying life (and paychecks) as a magical superhero within the MCU for many years. However, he is just a man and has no real superpowers unless you consider installing really good home security as a superpower. Because recently, Benedict’s family came under attack by a knife-wielding chef who attempted to enter his home for some unknown reason. And before you ask, no, it was not Gordon Ramsay, even though this sounds like something he would do to let off steam after another failed attempt at risotto.

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Tori Spelling Says She And Her Kids Have Been Sick For Months From Toxic Mold In Their Rental House

May 11, 2023 / Posted by:

Yesterday, Tori Spelling took to Instagram to share that she and her five children had been continually exposed to something toxic that’s been making them sick. My first guess was, obviously, Dean “The Deaner” McDermott. But shame on me cuz this is actually serious. Tori says she and her family have been exposed to “extreme” toxic mold in their rental home!

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Police Were Called To Rihanna’s Home After A Stalker Arrived To Propose To Her

March 24, 2023 / Posted by:

Stalkers really do have a distorted sense of reality because, in their minds, they are deep in the throes of passion with a famous person they don’t know. And I can only imagine the Soul Train line of stalkers waiting to profess their love to Rihanna, who probably would burst into laughter before pointing in the stalker’s direction and instructing her goons to “ATTACK!” And this scary scenario partly became reality when a hopeful heart-struck suitor arrived at RiRi’s Beverly Hills mansion looking to propose but instead was startled to see her security detail promptly advance upon him like the Sperm Squad during her Super Bowl performance.

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Matthew McConaughey And Camila Alves Were On That Crazy Turbulence Flight That Sent 7 People To The Hospital

March 3, 2023 / Posted by:

On Wednesday, Lufthansa Flight 469 left Austin, Texas for Frankfurt, Germany. About 90 minutes after takeoff, 37,000 feet above Tennessee, the plane was suddenly hit with turbulence. And not just “oo, this is a little bumpy” turbulence. EXTREME turbulence. Everything that wasn’t bolted down went flying, and the flight was forced to make an emergency landing at Dulles International Airport in Virginia. 7 people had to be rushed to the hospital with injuries. But the scariest part? This flight had precious cargo! Celebrity passengers Matthew McConaughey and wife Camila Alves. And a Goldendoodle named Arlo (don’t worry, he’s OK).

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Denise Richards Defends Buying Her Teen Daughter A Mercedes After She Snuck Out And Crashed Her Other Car

February 10, 2023 / Posted by:

Denise Richards isn’t a regular mom. She’s a cool mom. Or, at the very least, a deeply trusting L.A. mom. Case in point: Page Six reports that, on today’s episode of SiriusXM’s Jeff Lewis Live (“I never miss it” –Satan), 51-year-old Denise admitted that she bought her daughter, Lola Sheen, a new Mercedes after the 17-year-old snuck out one night and “totaled” her Volkswagen. But Denise says Lola wasn’t actually driving, she was just covering for her friend (sure, Lola). And, actually, the Mercedes is “very safe.” Um, tell that to Janis Joplin. One minute she’s singing about wanting a Mercedes; the next minute she’s dead!

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