Open Post: Hosted By Tori Spelling Getting Her Expired Breast Implants Replaced On Her Streaming Show
Say “ta ta!” to Tori Spelling’s old tatas, cuz they are gone, baby, gone. 49-year-old Tori had been sporting the same pair of breast implants for over 20 years, and Us Weekly reports that this past February, she got them switched out for a new, updated set (now with 21st-century nipples!). And, because Tori can’t so much as fart without documenting it, her consultation was filmed for tonight’s episode of @Home With Tori. Only on… (checks notes) a free streaming platform called Vizio! Hopefully, the plastic surgeon gave Tori a (much needed) discount for all that free Vizio press. Win/win.
In the preview, Tori’s oldest daughter, 14-year-old Stella, tells her mom that she has to get her boobs redone, because “it can’t be healthy.” Tori says her boobs are “expired, recalled, they’re 20 years past due!” At her consultation, the plastic surgeon tells Tori, “We’re gonna get rid of the old implants… think of it like a gummy bear.” Excuse me? Later, Tori announces she’s celebrating her new boobs by throwing a party that will raise awareness for breast health. She makes little beet raviolis that look like nipples. At the party, estranged husband Dean McDermott pops by to stuff the ravioli nipples in his mouth and probably mumble something like, “Hey babe, heard you’re gettin’ new tits! Can I make some suggestions?” Here’s the clip:
Back in December, Tori went on Jeff Lewis Live and said that she’d set a date for the procedure, via Us Weekly:
“They don’t know what’s in there until they get in there, basically. So [the surgeon] is going to take them out, clean them up and put new implants in.”
The sTORI Telling author noted that she had trouble choosing between sizes for the new implants. “I couldn’t decide — he was showing me two different kinds and he was like, ‘Do you want a higher profile or moderate profile?’ I didn’t know [what] either [was],” she recalled. “But he said, ‘You need some side boob because right now you’re just all projecting out front.’”
I carefully scoured through recent content of Tori on her Instagram, and this is the most cleavage I could find:
I mean, they look good. They look bigger. But do these refreshed funbags get The Deaner’s seal of approval? Maybe we’ll find out next week, on @Home With Tori. Only on Vizio!
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