Sources Claim That Emily Ratajkowski Had Already Broken Up With Eric Andre Before His Valentine’s Day Post
With St. Patrick’s Day fast approaching, Emily Ratajkowski is taking no chances with Eric “Mr. Shenanigans” André, who might try to use the holiday to promote their conjoined asses (well, her ass, his tumtum) on Instagram like he did on Valentine’s Day when he shared a cheeky nude mirror pic. Many to that pic as a confirmation of their love. But according to E! News, a source claims that Emily had already broken up with him “days before he posted that photo” and that “she had nothing to do with the posting.” It’s a good thing Emily doesn’t mind people looking at her ass. But apparently, she no longer wishes to be, in any shape or form, even remotely and or tangentially, associated with that other ass. The lengths people will go to distance themselves from Chester Hanks are truly remarkable!
I kid, of course, I’m referring to Eric, noted ass clown of the highest order. Sadly, Raya’s stock price just took a major hit. Here’s that pic in case you need a refresher:
Sources now tell E! that Eric posted the pic after Emily dumped him, saying she “broke up with Eric days before he posted that photo. She had nothing to do with the posting.”
In the same interview where he dragged Chet Hanks, Eric told Rolling Stone, while doing whippets, that Emily photographed Eric like one of her French girls in a moment of hilarity, saying, “she took the picture, we both started cracking up, and she was like, ‘This is iconic’—she kept saying ‘iconic.’ We both agreed this was a beautiful image that we had to share with the world.” And since it’s still on his Instagram page, I’m going to assume she gave consent for sharing it, if not to have people assume he was VD-worthy. E! adds that on February 18, four days after Valentine’s and just over a month after they were first seen together, Emily “posted a cryptic TikTok” asking “what should you do when a situationship ends?” Well, Em, in the immortal words of one Chester P. Hanks:
You’re at a fork in the road and there’s 2 paths in front of you ⚜️
One path is more of the same, and you already know where it leads.
The other path is going to test you and push your beyond your limits, and it leads into the unknown… but in that unknown, your greatest potential.
DM me “BEGIN” if you’re ready to take that step ‼️
In other words, you get right back on that jet ski and ride it ’til the slats fall off. Namaste, girl. And good luck!