Chet Hanks Doubles Down On His Anti-COVID Vaccine Message
Chet Hanks has obviously been confused for a while; I mean, he thinks he’s Jamaican! Chet recently posted an anti-vaxx rant on Instagram which was very helpful and educational, and so he decided to follow up that up with more bullshit. In his newest video, Chet explained that he hasn’t seen enough “evidence” of the Coronavirus vaccine being “healthy” for you–not compared to aliens, at least! And he said his immune system is just SO powerful that the COVID vaccine is wholly unnecessary. I mean, yes, Chet might be insufferable enough for even COVID-19 to stay away.
Even though both of Chet’s parents, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, got sick with COVID-19, he said in his first rant that Coronavirus is “the motherfuckin’ flu” and criticized the vaccine. The Hollywood Reporter says that after the deluge of confusion and upset from the internet, Chet doubled down on his anti-vaccine opinions, bringing up aliens for some reason, calling the vaccine an “experimental government injection.” This is Chet keeping it “real simple” for us:
“I’m going to keep this real simple for you guys, real simple. Just like you have the right to be mad at me because I said I’m not going to get the vaccine… I have the right to not get that shit. I wanted to, but my immune system said it’s good. It doesn’t need to be tampered with. It said it’s good… Let’s be real. 99% of you motherfuckers wouldn’t use a shampoo that isn’t FDA approved, but you’re willing to get some experimental government injection… There’s more evidence for UFOs being real than that vaccine being healthy for you. If the aliens are out there, I’m ready for you to come get me. Let’s get the fuck out of here or am I going to need my vaccine papers.”
The aliens would never take an unvaccinated human onto their ship–so that they can all catch Coronavirus? Why do you think their ships reached us and we’re still sending billionaires really high into the sky on dick rockets? They’re smarter than us, Chet! Here’s Chet asking for more attention:
I guess Chet has bigger things to worry about than COVID-19. Like the million-dollar lawsuit, his ex brought against him for alleged abuse. I wonder what the evidence of Chet being an abusive ass hole is compared to aliens? And I’m sure Chet would pull an Eric Clapton and refuse to perform at venues where proof of vaccination is required IF there was actually a soul alive who’d pay money to see the Dollar Tree Vanilla Ice.