Emily Ratajkowski Was Spotted Kissing Eric André On Vacation

January 26, 2023 / Posted by:

Jesus Christ, here we go again! Every few weeks, Emily Ratajkowski is linked to a new man, and my typing fingers are tired of coming up with clever ways to report on her romantic hijinks. Today, we create a go-to intro template for all future EmRata romances because enough is enough! Earlier this month, Emily and [comedian] [Eric André] were papped on a date at a [Japanese restaurant] in [New York]. [Page Six] now reports that the pair were spotted [kissing] on [vacation] in [the Cayman Islands]. Emily wore a [revealing bikini] and [two-toned bucket hat]. Since splitting from her cheater husband, Sebastian Bear-McClard, last July, EmRata has been connected to [Brad Pitt], [Pete Davidson], [DJ Orazio Rispo], and [artist Jack Greer]. Is [Eric Andre] just another fling, or is [Ratadré] here to stay? Only time will tell!

Page Six actually had a spy at the resort Emily and Eric have been staying at the last few days. A fan on vacation or an actual paparazzo disguised as a giant piña colada? Either way, this little sleuth got some eavesdropping tea and an actual video of Emily and Eric canoodling at the beach. Based on their over-the-top nose-rubbing and romantic whispering, it looks like the pair were aware they were being filmed and put on a show. The full video is on the Page Six article, but here are stills:

The beach spy tells Page Six:

“Emily and Eric were looking pretty cozy on the beach, lounging by the waterfront. They were kissing and flirting. He was cracking jokes and making everybody laugh,” an eyewitness told us, noting that the duo’s rapport appeared more “playful” than “romantic.”

“It seemed like a fun friends-with-benefits situation,” our source spilled. “They hung out at the bar, drinking cocktails and chatting with everyone. They just seemed really happy and relaxed together.”

The insider also says they overheard Emily sharing a “horror story” about one of her past relationships. She allegedly told Eric she was “traumatized by men,” and Eric was “acting surprised, saying ‘The guy really did that?'” Well played, André.

I’m excited to find out who she’ll date next! I swear, the girl’s probably just going to RandomCelebrityGenerator.com and settling on the first non-dead/non-married famous person it gives her. I just did it, and after getting Don Knotts (DEAD), Edward Snowden (MARRIED), and Topher Grace (MARRIED), I landed on Rick Moranis. I don’t hate that for Emily, especially since Ratanis sorta sounds like rat anus. Put him on deck!

Pics: Janet Mayer/startraksphoto.com/Cover Images & Faye’s Vision/Cover Images/INSTA

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