Category: Duchess Camilla
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Are Back In London (For Now)
Duchess Camilla must be sleeping well this week because she’s been relieved of British tabloid punching bag duty – Meghan Markle is back in town! March 31st is Prince Harry and Meghan’s last day as seniors royals. But before they have to take “Royal” off all their social media and T-shirts they planned to hawk on Etsy, they have to finish up a few previously scheduled royal engagements. Harry has been in London already hyping up the Invictus Games and having four-hour heart-to-hearts with Grammy, er, THE QUEEN. But now Meghan is there to do one last whirl of smiles, nods and handshakes (OK, maybe not that…unless you’re Prince William) before she can steal Harry once and for all on the other side of the pond! Meanwhile, Archie is back in Canada. Continue reading
Prince Charles Named Katy Perry An Ambassador Of British Asian Trust
Katy Perry did geisha cosplay once. She posed next to a boy in a Katy’s Fries costume for a Vogue India spread. And her soon-to-be-second husband is British (AND voices Prince Hot Ginge in Gary Janetti’s Prince George cartoon for HBO Max). So that makes her a bona fide Brit and a person of several Asian descents. Whether or not you TRUST her, I’ll leave that up to you. But besides the trust part, Katy is the perfect ambassador for the British Asian Trust since she’s British and Asian. Insert obligatory “ScarJo is livid” joke here.
Prince Harry Is Back In Canada, And Duchess Camilla Maybe Got A Little Shady When Asked If She’ll Miss The Sussexes
Everyone of (relative) importance has given their two tuppence about the Sussexodus situation. We’ve heard from Queen Elizabeth, and Prince William, Prince Harry, and Meghan Markle, all with very official-sounding statements. It would now appear that we’re at the part of the show where people start making comments that clearly haven’t been approved by an official royal publicist, or even practiced in the mirror first. Harry’s step-mother Duchess Camilla proved again that reporters are her kryptonite, by letting her guard down and giving reporters the kind of answer that we’ll be reading into for weeks and weeks.
There’s A Drama-Free Reason For Why Duchess Meghan Didn’t Stand With Duchess Kate And The Queen At Sunday’s Remembrance Ceremony
Yesterday was Remembrance Sunday, or Armistice Day, in the UK. And on that day, the Royal Family participates in a solemn moment with everyone else at 11am. The picture you’re looking at above is from the Trooping the Color ceremony in June, when Duchess Meghan returned from maternity leave and stood with Duchess Kate, Duchess Camilla, The Queen, and everyone else of relative royal importance. Duchess Kate and Duchess Camilla got to stand with The Queen at the Remembrance Sunday ceremony, but Duchess Meghan was relegated to a lesser balcony. But! It’s not what you think. People magazine says this isn’t the real-life version of Picturegate.
Behold, Master Archie Getting Shown Up By One Of His Grandaunts On His Christening Day!
Yes, that is the look of a baby who is thinking, “So, I’m sitting here in this heavy ass Victorian ass lace ass reproduction gown while my grandaunt has beat me in the glamour department by looking stunning in some Truman Capote gone to Panama cosplay? Fuck this shit, get this itchy doll dress off of me!”
As Britain experiences gale-force winds from all of its citizens vigorously shaking their heads over Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan having the disgusting AUDACITY to make their child’s christening private, even though royal christenings are traditionally private, two-month-old Master Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor was christened today at St George’s Chapel in Windsor Castle. That’s the same place where PHG and Meghan were married, and where PHG was christened in 1984. The royals released two pictures including the Awkward Family Photo above. While everybody worked the same tired stuffy royal drag, Princess Diana’s sister Lady Jane Fellowes changed the entire game by looking like she’s about to solve the shit out of a crime on an island.
The Royals Spent The Day At The Royal Ascot Races
Even though Duchess Meghan wasn’t there to scream “move your bloomin’ ass” from the stands or make some other gauche faux pas like she did at Trooping The Colour, there was still plenty of excitement to be had at the opening day of the Royal Ascot horse race. The annual event which, according to People began in 1711, was attended by Her Royal Highness THE QUEEN, Duchess Kate, Prince William, Prince Charles, Duchess Camilla, Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice as well as those clog shuffling, french fry dipping, dyke plugging royals King Willem-Alexander and Queen Maxima of the Netherlands. In other words, every duke and earl and peer was there, everyone who should be there was there. And that folks, is your My Fair Lady deep cut for the day.