More Spiced Gin Punch For THE QUEEN: Prince Hot Ginge And Duchess Meghan Will Not Spend Christmas With Her
If you ask me, a funky good holiday time IS getting drunk on gin with THE QUEEN while cackling after Duchess Camilla opens up her gift from her “Secret Santa” and for the 14th year in a row finds a tampon with a picture of Prince Charles’ face glued onto the tip. But I guess Duchess Meghan can only take so much of Princess Michael of Kunt handing her an empty glass before saying, “Sorry, dear, I mistook you for the help again.” Because the Palace says that Duchess Meghan and Prince Hot Ginge have decided to spend Baby Master Archie’s first Christmas away from THE QUEEN’s annual holiday celebrations at Sandringham. Congratulations to them both for not having to look at Prince Andrew’s face during the holidays.
I’d like to believe that the royal family has a bet going on how many BREAKING TRADITION headlines that Meghan and PHG can conjure up in the span of one year. Well, congratulations to the member of the royal family who went with 3,498, because I believe that’s the number we’re almost at.
The royal family doesn’t waste any time when it comes to cranking out heirs and spares. Keep that in mind, ladies! Sure, you can get all the tiaras and the world, but your coochie picks up more traffic than the Atlanta airport the first few years pumping out ‘dem babies! That said, I don’t feel all that bad here. Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan weren’t married for all that long when baby Archie came into the world, and it sounds like Harry is already readyfor another. Continue reading
Us Weekly says Wendy Williams decided to lean into her inner darkness and drag the fuck out of Duchess Meghan because of what Meghan said on the ITV documentary Harry & Meghan: An African Journey. Meghan said that dealing with the fraudulent tabloid stories and media scrutiny hasn’t been easy and that a British friend warned her not to marry into the royal family because the press will destroy her. Well, Wendy has no sympathy for Meghan, and let her The Wendy Williams Show viewers know that her recent experiences have not changed her for the better, and that Duchess Meghan can piss off!
Duchess Meghan Admits To Struggling With Being A New Royal Mom In The Spotlight, And Says That Not Many Ask If She’s Okay
It was announced a few days ago that a documentary on Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan’s tour through Africa would air on ITV in the UK on Sunday and ABC in the U.S. on Wednesday. I set my loins in the girded position, because I was hoping that it would be nothing but footage of a topless PHG having a hot-off with the sun while frolicking with zebras. But, of course, the royals are not going to give the people (read: me, just me) what we want, because that’s not going to happen. I can un-grid my loins.
Clips from Harry & Meghan: An African Journey were released, and Harry and Meghan both get deep and bring the raw emotions. Harry gets emotional while talking about the death of his mother Princess Diana, and Meghan’s tear ducts fill as she’s asked how she’s doing mentally after being dragged by the British tabloids during and after her pregnancy. Both sad moments even warmed the pile of Abominable Snowman turds in Piers Morgan’s chest. HAHA, yeah right. We’re not all free-falling through the universe right now, which means that the planet didn’t explode from Piers Morgan feeling sympathy for PHG and Meghan. He’s, of course, rolling his eyes at this.
This Is Apparently Prince Hot Ginge “Snapping” At A Reporter, And He’s Also Suing The Owners Of The Sun And The Daily Mirror
Yesterday, I saw this headline at Page Six:
That caused me to dim all the lights, sweet darling, and light ginger honey-scented candles and grab the Red Hots-infused lube, because I thought I found my new kink: watching Prince Hot Ginge get all butch dom alpha. But after watching the video, it’s only a little snip and a lukewarm glare of asshole eyes. But I still iMovie’d myself (in a ball gag and leather straitjacket) over the reporter and made the background an S&M dungeon. Fifty Shades of Ginge, if you will.
As the peasants of England storm Buckingham Palace and burn that bitch down over Duchess Meghan shaming an entire nation by wearing some Miller’s Outpost shit during her royal tour in South Africa, Meghan laughed away without a care in the world, but didn’t say, “Let them eat cake!”, even though she was sitting in front of a bunch of cakes! Cruel.
Today is day three of Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan’s ten-day tour through Africa, and it brought out the seventh in line to the throne who has spent the last two days recovering from the trauma of flying commercial (his parents should face severe child abuse charges for that honestly! But when he goes back home, he can look at Prince George like, “Well, at least I didn’t fly fucking FlyBe!“). But Baby Master Archie is fully refreshed and reported for work today by meeting with anti-apartheid activist and Nobel Peace Prize winner Archbishop Desmond Tutu and his daughter, Thandeka Tutu-Gxashe.