It looks like the copyright infringement tussle between Associated Newspapers (ANL), the publisher of The Mail on Sunday, and Meghan Markle is over, and that The Mail on Sunday has put down their shank for now. Because as ordered by the court, they have printed a front-page note admitting that they lost their copyright infringement fight against Meghan Markle. But pulling the teeth out of a concrete shark statue using a pair of half-broken rusty pliers is probably easier than getting the editors of The Mail on Sunday to type out their “apology” to Meghan. The Mail on Sunday slipped a note about the lawsuit at the bottom of yesterday’s front page, as well as a little note inside. It reminds me of the time that the mother of a boy who kept making fun of me at school forced him to apologize to me, and he reluctantly let out an “I’m sowwy” under his breath, followed by a glare that screamed, “No, you little bitch I’m not, and you’re really gonna get it now!”
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s New Daughter Is Here And They Named Her After THE QUEEN And Princess Diana
Well, sorry, British tabloids, but it looks like Meghan Markle could not wait until the late Prince Philip’s birthday on June 10th to give birth to her baby so that she could snatch away all the attention from the British Royal Family again! Meghan gave birth to her and Prince Hot Ginge’s second child, a daughter, on Friday. And their new baby’s name is a tribute to Harry’s mother and memaw. No, Harry and Meghan didn’t name their daughter Gin Time Diana or Corgina People’s Princess. They have named her Lilibet “Lili” Diana Mountbatten-Windsor.
A week after Prince Philip, THE QUEEN’s husband and companion of 73 years, died at 99, he was laid to rest in St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle. And well, I should’ve expected this, but I caught a case of the sad feelings in the heart area from seeing THE QUEEN sitting all alone inside the chapel. Couldn’t someone have soothed the sads a bit by handing her one of her new Corgi puppies, all dressed in mourning black?!
Well, everyone, case closed! Racism does not exist in the Royal Family! Prince William has said so! I guess this also means that the sky is not blue, water is not wet, bears do not shit in the woods, and P. Willy’s got a head full of luscious locks and he’s been wearing a bald cap this entire time!
William and Duchess Kate did one of their hand-shaking elbow-bumping events today, and a reporter asked him a couple of questions including if the Royal Family is racist. William should’ve just pretended that the question got lost in the wind and never made it into his earholes, but instead, he answered it, saying that they’re not racist. As the laugh track was cued up, Princess Michael of Kunt’s racist brooch probably threw the most scathing side-eye, and Prince Philip’s ears burned something extra after hearing the words “racist” and “royal” while in his hospital bed.
Prince Philip Has Undergone A Successful Heart Surgery, And CBS Has No Plans To Postpone Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Interview
It’s been a little over two weeks since 99-year-old Prince Philip was shuffled off to the hospital, and at first, the Palace downplayed his hospital visit, saying it was just a “precautionary measure” since he wasn’t feeling very good. Then the Palace announced that Philip would be in the hospital a few more days and that turned into him being transferred to another hospital to be treated for a heart issue.
Well, today Buckingham Palace said in a statement that Philip went through a procedure on his heart, which was successful. He’ll be laid up in the hospital for a bit longer as he recovers. Because Prince Philip is down and out, some “royal experts” believe that CBS should press the pause button on Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle’s big tell-all interview with Oprah. But CBS reportedly has no plans to postpone the interview and will air it on Sunday night as scheduled (it will air in the UK on Monday night on ITV). CBS also released another preview clip where Meghan calls out “The Firm” for “perpetuating” lies about her and Prince Harry. DAMN! Make that popcorn extra large, please, and keep ’em coming!
Meghan Markle Shuts Down The “Offensive” Claim That She Changed Her Name On Her Son’s Birth Certificate
Here I was thinking that birth certificate drama was so 2008, but over the weekend there was drama over the birth certificate of Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle’s 1-year-old son Master Archie. The Sun reported that Meghan’s full name was originally on her son’s birth certificate, but that she and Prince Harry later took a Magic Eraser to her full name and did it on the shush. The Sun then tried to stir up the lukewarm feud between Meghan and Duchess Kate by saying that the birth certificate move might have been a dig at Kate and Prince William. But Meghan popped up to both spit at The Sun and side-eye the Palace over the birth certificate change. And before you throw a COVID-protecting Hazmat mask at Detective La Toya Jackson and tell her to get herself to England to investigate this royal mystery, a Palace source called the change an oops.