Prince Harry Is Back In Canada, And Duchess Camilla Maybe Got A Little Shady When Asked If She’ll Miss The Sussexes

January 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Everyone of (relative) importance has given their two tuppence about the Sussexodus situation. We’ve heard from Queen Elizabeth, and Prince William, Prince Harry, and Meghan Markle, all with very official-sounding statements. It would now appear that we’re at the part of the show where people start making comments that clearly haven’t been approved by an official royal publicist, or even practiced in the mirror first. Harry’s step-mother Duchess Camilla proved again that reporters are her kryptonite, by letting her guard down and giving reporters the kind of answer that we’ll be reading into for weeks and weeks.

People magazine says that Camilla popped into the Prospect Hospice Swindon, England for their 40th anniversary celebration yesterday. We’re living in a post-Sussexodus world now, which means any person with even the most vague connection to Harry and Meghan has a 100% chance of being asked to talk about their choice to quit being senior royals. Camilla was asked by a reporter,”Will you miss Harry and Meghan?” Camilla gave an awkward pause and said as few words as possible.

It’s not really known how Camilla really feels about Meghan, but in 2016, a book about Elizabeth, Camilla, and Duchess Kate was released in which it was alleged Camilla thought Kate was “too lowly” to marry Prince William. I don’t know where an actress, lifestyle blogger, and former Reitmans spokesmodel rank on Camilla’s class index. But when you remember that things haven’t exactly been great with between Prince Charles and Harry since he married Meghan, well – let’s just say, Camilla probably hasn’t booked a ticket to Canada yet, or started practicing her pronunciation of “about” (Camilla – think boat not boot.)

Speaking of Canada, Harry arrived back in Vancouver after dealing with the Sussexodus shit storm back at home. Harry was spotted getting off a West Jet flight early this morning. West Jet? That’s pretty good, but if Harry really wanted to sell the whole regular guy thing, he would have been photographed stretching out a leg cramp while shuffling off a Sunwing.

Meghan wasn’t there to pick up Harry, probably because she realized very quickly that January airport pickups in Canadian suck a supreme amount of ass. Harry hitched a ride back to whatever expensive mansion they’re currently renting. And when he got there, I hope he crashed on the nearest couch. He’s got to get his energy up for all the wilderness hikes he’ll be going on with Meghan, Archie, and their dogs.

Taking your dogs out to shit while your kid is strapped to your chest is a pretty normal person thing, but I have to admit that Meghan still looks very put together to me. When I take my kid out in her carrier for a walk, I’m usually in the kind of baggy grey sweatpants, sneakers, and messy bun that scream Too Old Toronto Shordy. And my walk is usually to the corner store to get $10 worth of scratch-off lottery tickets. Actually, maybe she shouldn’t be taking advice on how to be normal from a Canadian dirtbag mom.


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