Duchess Camilla must be sleeping well this week because she’s been relieved of British tabloid punching bag duty – Meghan Markle is back in town! March 31st is Prince Harry and Meghan’s last day as seniors royals. But before they have to take “Royal” off all their social media and T-shirts they planned to hawk on Etsy, they have to finish up a few previously scheduled royal engagements. Harry has been in London already hyping up the Invictus Games and having four-hour heart-to-hearts with Grammy, er, THE QUEEN. But now Meghan is there to do one last whirl of smiles, nods and handshakes (OK, maybe not that…unless you’re Prince William) before she can steal Harry once and for all on the other side of the pond! Meanwhile, Archie is back in Canada. Continue reading
In a parallel universe, sexually confused middle school me is VERY excited by this news. Get your bon bons ready for shaking, ladies and gays, because Ricky Martin and Enrique Iglesias are joining forces to go on a North American tour. Think of all the hip gyrations, livin’ la vida loca, sexy ghost moles and defective penis jokes we’re all about to get – EXACTLY what I want to spend $200 on! Continue reading
Grab your banjo and country twang, y’all, because country music’s exiled group, the Dixie Chicks, are back with a brand new single. The Dixie Chicks have been mainly quiet since their last album in 2006, which won a haul of Grammys and was an “F.U.” to everyone who lost their shit when Natalie Maines said on-stage they were all embarrassed to be from the same state as George W. Bush. Lord, Cher and Bette Midler tweet far harsher shit than that these days about you-know-who.
The Dixie Chicks dropped their latest single, “Gaslighter,” today, and it clearly has a political message that will piss everyone off if you bring it up at Easter. But it also has a killer harmony so, yes, I will be making a fool of myself lip-synching this on the subway later. Continue reading
Whenever I think of the modern-day Don Rickles, I immediately think of Prince William. He’s just so quick-witted and punny at all those public appearances where he has to shake hands and, uh, whatever else it is he does. And well, a few reporters caught Wills cracking multiple jokes regarding the coronavirus, and, well, let’s just say William won’t be asked to join Saturday Night Live anytime soon. Continue reading
Sure, this photo of Brit Hume with Chuck Norris is old as hell, but just go with it. It sets the mood. Working at Fox News is oppressive! I’m sure that crew is one fun bunch to hit happy hour with since it’s the only break they get from hearing Sean Hannity brag about how many mansions he owns in South Florida or having to run out and buy self-tanner for any of the blonde ladies (and Steve Doocey) who go on-air. So when 76-year-old Fox News host Brit Hume tweeted a screen shot from a gambling website that claims Donald Trump might beat any Democratic challenge, we shouldn’t have been surprised to see that one of his other browser tabs revealed that he searched for “sexy vixen vinyl.” Continue reading
The clock is ticking for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to drop their royal duties to become movie stars and high-paid public speakers. But before they leave senior royal life, The Queen reportedly had a long-ass chit chat with Harry while he was in London for the Invictus Games. They reportedly made amends, but, nah, those freeloaders still can’t use “royal” for their branding.