The royal family doesn’t waste any time when it comes to cranking out heirs and spares. Keep that in mind, ladies! Sure, you can get all the tiaras and the world, but your coochie picks up more traffic than the Atlanta airport the first few years pumping out ‘dem babies! That said, I don’t feel all that bad here. Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan weren’t married for all that long when baby Archie came into the world, and it sounds like Harry is already readyfor another. Continue reading
When Kourtney Kardashian woke up earlier this week to an email from GoDaddy saying there had been an issue processing her next payment for her Goop Lite website known as Poosh, that was Pimp Mama Kris’ way of saying, “Give it a rest, sis.” Kourtney was on Entertainment Tonight with her sisters, Kim and Khloé, to say she’s not quitting but that she’s spending more time with her kids. For the first time ever, Kim made me laugh with her side-eye reminiscent of Beyoncé letting Kelly Rowland say she was “second lead vocalist” for Destiny’s Child. In other words: SURE, JAN…er…KOURTNEY!
Producers at The View didn’t read my comment card that their 5,000th episode should involve clearing the Tri-State area and inviting Rosie O’Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck back to talk about, well, anything. Instead, they thought having Donald Trump Jr. and his girlfriend/Trump campaign adviser Kimberly Guilfoyle, would bring in better ratings. Or they just needed to find a new way to piss off Meghan McCain today that didn’t involve having Joy Behar talk about gun control. As you might expect, it was a disaster and maybe ABC should just count its blessings that The View studio is still standing.
If Anna Wintour so much as looks at a wild fox in Central Park, PETA drags her ass and chucks fake blood at innocent Vogue staffers running out to get her mid-morning latte. The only animal PETA will allow Anna to torture is, well, innocent Vogue staffers. Little did I know, THE QUEEN has also been in their crosshairs.
PETA U.K. has passed out “Bear Hugs, Not Bear Hats” balloons at her 2010 birthday to get QE2 to use synthetic fur in her notoriously stone-faced troops famous black hats. Seven years later, they had a Russian company send prototypes of the hats to the queen to show there was a synthetic version of her Guard’s hats (“Did my time as an engineer in the War and having to sleep next to Philip every night not grant me a hall pass?” –THE QUEEN to her staffers). Alas, good news! British bears can sleep easy tonight – kinda. QE2’s royal dresser says she’s going fur-free.
Considering the UK is a place that has no problem putting Katie Price on television, it should come as no shock that the BBC gods have greenlit a second season for RuPaul’s Drag Race UK. If you’ve been watching, the British queens may not be as polished as their counterparts on the other side of the pond, but cut them some slack! They have to deal with Brexit, Boris Johnson, driving on the wrong side of the road, and feuding duchesses. You wouldn’t have time to trim your chest hair or learn a lip synch for your life, either!
In case you’re looking for a Material Top or a Material Bottom on Grindr while watching Madonna hump the stage later this year at DELAYED show residencies, you’re shit out of luck! Madonna, who spent a good chunk of Hamilton texting most likely her latest youngin’ to suck the soul from, will NOT be ignored. No, that doesn’t mean she’s going to use another Aretha Franklin memorial segment to promote herself. Instead, she’s making people check their cell phones AND their dignity when they arrive to her shows this fall.