Category: Just Hot Ginge
Prince Hot Ginge And Meghan Markle Let Donald Trump Know That They’re Paying For Their Own Security, And They Also Said Goodbye To Their Sussex Royal Instagram Page
During this time of corona, Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle decided to scoop up 10-month-old Master Archie, get on a plane, and flee Canada for a compound in Los Angeles. They probably made that decision after finding out the devastating news that their rental home on Vancouver Island was way out of the delivery area of Craig’s (THE HORROR!). Before they left Canada, the country let us all know that the armed moose who were assigned to protect PHG and Meghan would no longer be available after March 31 and those two would have to get their own security. And now that they’re out of Canada and living in California, Jabba the Trump tweeted that the U.S. will not open its purse to pay for their security. To which PHG and Meghan responded by basically saying, “Bitch, we weren’t even going to ask!”
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Will Reportedly Pay For Their Own Security When They Start Making Enough Money
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are currently living the good life in Canada, but since they’re the type of famous in which they can’t even take their dogs out for a poo in the woods without being photograph, they need a security team. And so far, no one has really figured out who was going to pay for it.
Buckingham Palace hasn’t said whether they’ll foot the bill, or if they’ll invoice Canadian taxpayers for that. Harry and Meghan have explained that they plan on being totally financially independent with the help of some multi-million dollar deals (despite the fact that they’ll still get an allowance from Prince Charles). The Telegraph now claims that Harry and Meghan are trying to work out a deal where they’ll only pay for some of their security bill, and only if they end up making loads of money.
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Have Threatened To Sue Anyone Who Publishes Pictures Of Her Outdoor Hike
Today, we saw some pictures of Meghan Markle taking a casual stroll around a park on Vancouver Island with 8-month-old Archie. She was accompanied by her and Prince Harry’s two dogs, and two security guards. Those pictures had steam coming out of my ears, because I was born in Ontario and never thought to move out west where it’s not negative-13 slush pile from November till May. Those pictures had Harry and Meghan pissed for a whole other reason. According to a letter published today by Harry and Meghan’s lawyers, those pictures shouldn’t have been taken in the first place. Continue reading
Prince Harry Is Back In Canada, And Duchess Camilla Maybe Got A Little Shady When Asked If She’ll Miss The Sussexes
Everyone of (relative) importance has given their two tuppence about the Sussexodus situation. We’ve heard from Queen Elizabeth, and Prince William, Prince Harry, and Meghan Markle, all with very official-sounding statements. It would now appear that we’re at the part of the show where people start making comments that clearly haven’t been approved by an official royal publicist, or even practiced in the mirror first. Harry’s step-mother Duchess Camilla proved again that reporters are her kryptonite, by letting her guard down and giving reporters the kind of answer that we’ll be reading into for weeks and weeks.
Prince Hot Ginge Talks SUSSEXODUS, Saying It Has Brought Him Great Sadness And He Had No Choice
On Saturday, THE QUEEN decided to fuck up the weekend of every British tabloid editor by announcing some details in Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle’s exit from professional royal life. PHG and Meghan will no longer get money from the Sovereign Grant (but Prince Charles will continue to Venmo their allowance each month), they’ll have to pay back the renovations that were done at their home in England Frogmore Cottage, they’ll have to pay rent for Frogmore Cottage, and they will keep the HRH title but can’t use it. All of that will go into effect in Spring 2020 (and reportedly be up for review a year later). But in the meantime, it was business as usual for PHG and last night, he showed up to a dinner in London for his mental health and pediatric HIV charity Sentebale and spoke under an old set piece from Midsommar. Most of PHG’s speech was about him and Meghan sliding down the emergency exit slide out of the royal family. And as he did that, I’m sure the anti-Meghan conspiracy theorists watched his blinks to see if he was blinking “heeeeeeeelp me” in Morse code.
THE QUEEN Has Spoken: The SUSSEXODUS Deal Is (Almost) Done
Just ten days after Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Back To Plain Ole’ Meghan Markle made Prince Andrew’s life by taking all the spotlights off of him, Buckingham Palace has announced that the major details for them to no longer be “working” members of the royal family have been worked out. They are now many steps closer from going from living royal luxurious lives to living just regular luxurious lives. BP announced that they will no longer partake in royal duties, they will lose their HRH titles, they will no longer get money from the Sovereign Grant, and they have to repay all the renovations (reportedly around $3 million) that were made to their home Frogmore Cottage. Start trickin’, tricks!