Katy Perry did geisha cosplay once. She posed next to a boy in a Katy’s Fries costume for a Vogue India spread. And her soon-to-be-second husband is British (AND voices Prince Hot Ginge in Gary Janetti’s Prince George cartoon for HBO Max). So that makes her a bona fide Brit and a person of several Asian descents. Whether or not you TRUST her, I’ll leave that up to you. But besides the trust part, Katy is the perfect ambassador for the British Asian Trust since she’s British and Asian. Insert obligatory “ScarJo is livid” joke here.
Variety says that during an annual dinner for the British Asian Trust, which was founded by Prince Charles, in London last night, he poured more gasoline on the royal dumpster fire that is the royal family by announcing that Katy Perry will serve as ambassador of the British Asian Trust’s Children’s Protection Fund for India. The fund also received a multi-million dollar pledge from billionaire philanthropist Natasha Poonawalla (seen in the pics below with Katy, Charles, and Duchess Camilla).
Charles apparently got the idea to name Katy Perry an ambassador to B.A.T. after they met at an event in Mumbai. Charles probably wanted a celebrity to front his charity, and there was a celebrity, who happened to be standing in India, so perfect! While balancing an uncooked garlic knot on her head last night, Katy let this out during her speech:
“On my last visit, I was able to meet with the Prince of Wales and other leaders in Mumbai, and I was impressed by their strong plan, from on-ground initiatives to fundraising, that will aim to cut child trafficking in half,” said Perry, who has championed children’s rights as a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador.
“That is why I am especially honoured to be named an ambassador for the British Asian Trust’s Children’s Protection Fund, and to help shine my light on the work that the British Asian Trust will be doing in South Asia, and to be a part of finding solutions to child trafficking. Children are vulnerable and innocent and have to be protected.”
Well, at least it’s for a good cause, and since Charles (aka friend of that dead pedo bishop) is in the mood to take down sex traffickers and combat sex crimes against children, maybe he should, I don’t know, slide up next to his brother. I mean, THE (alleged) SEX CRIMES ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE, Charles.