Back in 2016, Courteney Cox admitted that she regretted some of her cosmetic procedures, and the following year she claimed she was filler-free. Now the 57-year-old is once again opening up about her former face fuckery in an interview with The Times. Courteney says that there was a time when she was chasing her youth, and she didn’t realize how strange all the cosmetic procedures made her look. To quote Bizarro Monica Geller: “I (didn’t) know!”
Jennifer Aniston And David Schwimmer Admitted They Had A Crush On Each Other, And Other Moments From The “Friends” Reunion Special
The reviews for the Friends reunion special are in, and well, it certainly happened. The whole gang was there: Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, and David Schwimmer. And as we saw in the trailer, they sat on a couch in front of the Friends fountain, and host James Corden was there to “toss softballs at the cast and cackle hysterically at mundane gossip” which contributed “to the perception of ‘Friends’ as shallow and superficial,” per Indiewire.
Esquire called James “a giant toddler in a velvet suit” and NPR said he was in “soul-sucking phone-it-in mode” and “comes off as a man reading off cards for money.” But hey, at least Lady Gaga was there with a gospel choir, (4 of whom were Black!) to sing Smelly Cat with Lisa, and special guest Justin Bieber didn’t have a speaking part. So it wasn’t all bad! Overall, the Friends reunion earned double FF on its report card. Which stands for Friends Forever — even though Lisa and Courteney both made it absolutely crystal clear that this would never, ever, ever happen again.
I don’t know about you, but I am so ready for The One I Accidentally Pushed Play On While Scrolling! The long ballyhooed Friends reunion is set to premiere on HBO Max next week, and while I was originally going to call it The One Nobody Asked For, that’s not even remotely accurate. In fact, so many people asked for this that HBO reportedly ponied up as much as $4 million per Friend to get them all on board. And now there’s a trailer. You made Matthew Perry log off of Raya and find a clean shirt. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!
Ellen DeGeneres is a multi-millionaire who could probably just walk up to any old house on the street, pop open a silver briefcase stuffed with cash, and tell her assistant to inform the homeowners that she’s buying the joint. But that’s not what Ellen does when Ellen wants a new house. Ellen just sold the Beverly Hills mansion she shares with her wife Portia de Rossi for $47 million, and you would think that she and Portia could find something affordable on Airbnb for a week or two. But Ellen and Portia couch surf just like regular people, except her version of couch surfing is crashing at Courteney Cox’s mansion.
Ah, the Monday after Halloween. Every year it’s the same. The fun’s been had and all we have left are the memories of slutty vampires (like Demi Lovato, seen above) and, as is the case this year, even sluttier Tiger Kings, to break up the monotony of a long, dark fall. This year especially, there is literally nothing going on between now and Thanksgiving to distract us. NOT ONE THING! So let’s relive the excitement of the weekend before the mundanity of tomorrow saps us of every chilling thrill and thrilling chill the season has to offer. Because, like I said, it’s gonna be nothing but luke-warm Pumpkin Spice lattes for excitement for the foreseeable future. So here’s a roundup of what some of the notable Halloween costumes of 2020. Let’s look over there, shall we?
It’s been over seven months since that hag Corona V. forced North America into pandemic lockdown mode. Seven months of no touching, no socializing, and no free mouthin’ (eating, kissing, breathing). And Courteney Cox has been without her boyfriend, Johnny McDaid, that entire time. The 44-year-old member of the band Snow Patrol went to Europe for work in March, and the next day California closed its borders to visitors. We knew this. Back in May Courteney told mean ol’ Ellen that she was geographically separated from Johnny and “missed his touch” (translation: “I’m horny”). A bunch of months later, and Courteney shared a relationship update on her friend Foy Vance’s podcast The Vinyl Supper. And that update is: still separated! And probably still horny!