Category: January Jones

January Jones Did A Drunk Instagram Live And Told A Story About Bruce Willis Being Gross

December 29, 2020 / Posted by:

Last night I was in bed, mindlessly tapping away on my phone, but fully intending to go to sleep at a decent hour. Then, something derailed these plans entirely: January Jones went Live! on Instagram. I couldn’t not click. And it was worth it. Betty Draper sucked away on a Coors in front of a crackling fire, while her old friend Becca from South Dakota fielded fan questions. Revelations included: January did zero research for Mad Men, she claims to have rewritten her scenes for Love Actually, she has a super expensive skincare routine, and Jack Nicholson once told her she had talent. And then? Gossip. Real, live gossip.

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January Jones Called Out The National Enquirer For Claiming Her Friends Are “Worried” About Her Bikini Selfies

December 9, 2020 / Posted by:

If you happen to follow January Jones on Instagram, then you know that her current social media brand is a combination of high fashion, weirdness, bikini selfies, and extra-strength cabin fever. Pretty much the opposite of what Betty Draper might be like on Instagram, although to be fair, Betty Draper seems more like the stalking-Don-on-Facebook type. The point is, January has been having fun on social media, but well, the bikini selfies have been a problem, at least according to a story that was in the works at The National Enquirer. January caught wind of that story and called them out. And she did so with a bikini selfie.

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A Roundup Of Notable Celebrity Halloween Costumes In An Otherwise Un-Noteworthy Year

November 2, 2020 / Posted by:

Ah, the Monday after Halloween. Every year it’s the same. The fun’s been had and all we have left are the memories of slutty vampires (like Demi Lovato, seen above) and, as is the case this year, even sluttier Tiger Kings, to break up the monotony of a long, dark fall. This year especially, there is literally nothing going on between now and Thanksgiving to distract us. NOT ONE THING! So let’s relive the excitement of the weekend before the mundanity of tomorrow saps us of every chilling thrill and thrilling chill the season has to offer. Because, like I said, it’s gonna be nothing but luke-warm Pumpkin Spice lattes for excitement for the foreseeable future. So here’s a roundup of what some of the notable Halloween costumes of 2020. Let’s look over there, shall we?

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January Jones Made It Clear That She’s Into Kawhi Leonard, Who Has A Girlfriend

August 10, 2020 / Posted by:

There are some things that January Jones wants to keep very private, like the identity of the father of her 8-year-old son Xander Jones. But there are other things that January doesn’t really want to keep private like her thirst for NBA star Kawhi Leonard, who plays for the Los Angeles Clippers. 42-year-old January didn’t keep it subtle by sliding into 29-year-old Kawhi’s DMs. January left subtlety at the door and decided to hit up Kawhi in an Instagram Story.

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Open Post: Hosted By January Jones Going A Little Corona-Nuts On Instagram

April 17, 2020 / Posted by:

One month into lockdown-times, and many of us are losing our goddamn minds. I’ve become obsessed with spying on the couple across the street (the passion is gone, they can both do better). A friend is watching every single one of Tom Cruise’s movies in chronological order (we’ve already lost her to L. Ron Hubbard). Then there’s January Jones, who’s addicted to making nutty Instagram videos.

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Demi Moore Claims Ashton Kutcher Was Paranoid That January Jones Had Cheated On Him With Bruce Willis

September 24, 2019 / Posted by:

Several passages have come out from Demi Moore’s memoir, Inside Out, and in tradition of the Hollywood memoir, it gets dark. We have learned that Demi suffered a miscarriage at 6 months in 2003, fell off the wagon after 20 years of sobriety, and was raped at 15 by a guy who knew her mom (and allegedly paid her mom $500). Thankfully, here’s a lighter three-degrees-of-separation moment that further proves what we all figured about 2000s era Ashton Kutcher, which is that he was the douche we all thought he was.

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