Katy Perry Got Shit For Supporting Her Pro-Trump Father’s “Non-Partisan” Clothing Line
Katy Perry pissed people off over some recent MAGA-adjacent choices. After Joe Biden won the election, Katy offered an olive branch to the MAGAs of America and said that she called up her Trump-loving family members to offer them support. And over the weekend, Katy double-downed with the help of her dad, Keith Hudson. Keith has a message to tell you and a shirt to sell you!
COVID-19 Denier Kelly Dodd’s Mother Is In The Hospital With Coronavirus
Certified dullard Kelly Dodd, of Real Housewives of Orange County infamy, has doubled down on her brand this year and spouted a lot of dumbass shit about coronavirus. In April, Kelly said the virus was “God’s way of thinning the herd.” The next month she posted a video of her and her family *proudly* eating in a restaurant, mouths exposed, claiming,“No one is wearing masks here in Orange County. Yup, because no one is dying here of the virus.” Um, according to Google, the number is actually 1,556 lives lost in the OC, so her stats are a bit off. And now we’re hearing that her 71-year-old mother, Bobbi Meza (who was in Kelly’s restaurant video), has tested positive for COVID-19 and is currently in the hospital.
Kanye West Is Now A Grammy-Nominated Christian Music Artist (And The Rest Of The Grammy Nominations)
Well I guess this means we’ll now be required to address him as Grammy-Acknowledged Christian Genius Billionaire(ish) Kanye West. I’m sure he’s typing up the press release as we speak! Kanye’s long-time-in-the-making Jesus-themed vanity project Jesus Is King has paid off, at least in terms of professional validation is concerned. The 2021 Grammy Awards were announced today, and Kanye, seen above playing out his own personal Jesus fantasies in the music video for “Closed On Sundays,” got a nomination in the category of Best Contemporary Christian Music Album. And unlike his bid for President, this is actually something he has a shot at winning.
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Libbey Country Geese Glasses!
Growing up, we never had a complete set of glasses. Our drinking glasses were made up of cups my mom had forever, cups with corporate labels that she got from work, yogurt containers that my abuelita refused to throw away and washed, and a couple of glasses from McDonald’s that I begged for. But several the moms of several of my friends had a glorious collection of Libbey country geese drinking glasses. In the late-80s, Libbey country geese ANYTHING was like upper-class suburban sophistication to me.
Justin Bieber Complained About His Image Search Results As His “Monster” Collaboration With Shawn Mendes Debuts
Justin Bieber looked up from diddling his navel (yes he smelled his fingers afterwards) long enough to #GrievanceGoogle himself after seeing one too many pictures of himself looking sickly. According to Entertainment Tonight, Justin took the time to post an Instagram video to complain that “all of the top photos are me looking disheveled” and to accuse the media of trying to “legitimately sabotage” him. And on a day when Justin should be celebrating the release of his collaboration with Shawn Mendes, Monster AKA The Floppy Haired Boy’s Lament, all about the pitfalls of fame. Sorry, that makes it sound like Shawn and Justin are self-aware enough to identify how their proximity to wealth and power has negatively impacted their own behavior. It’s more about how mean everybody is to them when they oopsie.
Cardi B Is Billboard’s Woman Of The Year
The year is 2020. Kamala Harris is the first female American VP. Dolly Parton is on her way to curing coronavirus. Ruth Bader Ginsburg became a Supreme Court justice in heaven. But all those ladies can suck a WAP, because Billboard has named Cardi B THE Woman of the Year. The honour will be bestowed upon her at their Women in Music ceremony on December 10th. Past winners include Billie Eilish, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Beyoncé. So yeah, it’s a “who sold the most albums that year” popularity contest.