Lisa Rinna And Harry Hamlin Reportedly Think Their Daughter Dating Scott Disick Is “Just A Phase”
In case you’re wondering, yes, that’s the face Lisa Rinna makes when she sucks the youth out of her poor young daughters. Think the Sanderson Sisters in Hocus Pocus. But don’t worry, Mother left enough dewy bloom in 19-year-old Amelia Grey Hamlin to remain attractive to 37-year-old Scott Disick. Scott and Amelia (couple name: Hamsick) have been dating the last few weeks, and Lisa has waited until now to make a statement through a “source”. Thank god she can finally insert herself into the drama!
Open Post: Hosted By The French School That Had To Tell Tardy Parents Not To Toss Their Kids Over The Fence
I know parents are always telling their children to stay in school and aim high, yet I’ve never known any that literally toss their children over the school’s gate to make sure they get their education. Because that’s what has reportedly been happening at a school in France where parents who miss the 8:30 AM deadline are treating their kids like footballs and hurling them over a six-foot closed gate when they’re running behind schedule. How do you say, “The fuck?!“, in French?
Erykah Badu Kind Of Tested Positive For COVID-19, And Yes, She Got One Of Those Rapid Tests
If you’re looking for life-changing, soul rearranging coochie look no further than Erykah Badu because her shit is so legendary she queefed out a fragrance in the form of an incense and whispered “gracias” to the masses. Unfortunately for her, COVID-19 was all ears and decided he wanted to set up camp inside of Badu’s bootylicious body as he has done with countless people all over the world. However, invading her body comes with a few complications. And one of those includes a COVID test that may or may not have been positive.
There’s An App That (Allegedly) Translates Your Cat’s Meows
The app for lonely house marms like myself has finally arrived! MeowTalk is an app from one of the people who helped develop the Amazon Alexa and it can allegedly translate a cat’s meows into something we can understand. Finally, I’ll be able to understand the slurs my cat Mikelangelo yells to the squirrels!
Night Crumbs
Katie Holmes is apparently working the shIT shoe of the moment, and well, if you want your own pair of ugly freakum bathroom heels, make ’em yourself using an old pair of yellow heels, a pineapple, and a slice of Kraft cheese – Lainey Gossip
Errr, either a mega cokehead sneezed on Jojo’s head or she needs to get herself some Head and Shoulders STAT! – Egotastic!
If Charlie Hunnam’s wish of playing James Bond ever came true, he really wouldn’t call his girlfriend, because he’d be too busy being the method thespian that he is by fucking hot spy women, drinking martinis, and crashing cars for research purposes – Celebitchy
Pastor Carl Lentz’ Alleged Mistress Spilled Her Guts To The Sun
The mistress speaks! It’s the moment we all hope for when a cheating scandal breaks, and for Justin Bieber’s former slick and sleazy Hillsong pastor Carl Lentz, that moment has arrived. A 34-year-old designer from New York City, who only revealed her first name, Ranin, has given an interview with The Sun. Is it as juicy as the interview Ruth Perez Anselmi gave about her alleged affair with Hailey Baldwin’s dad Stephen Baldwin? Sadly, no. We may never reach those heights again. But Ranin did say that the defrocked pastor (or more accurately here, skinny jeans stripped pastor) told her he was “an unmarried sports agent” and even though he broke off their months-long romance after he was caught, they’re still in love.