Larsa Pippen used to be a Friend of the Koven™ until Kim Kardashian and those other ones dumped her. The rumor was that they excommunicated her after she passed her poon to Tristan Thompson while he was with Khloe Kardashian. But Larsa now claims that she humped on Tristan before he was with Khloe. And she claims that the Koven turned on her like she was less than 200 units of Botox because Kanye West brainwashed them into doing so. Oh, Larsa, Larsa, Larsa, you’re giving Kanye too much credit. Even Kanye can’t brainwash someone that doesn’t have brains! – Just Jared

Eiza Gonzales has gone from delicate Victorian ghost twink Timothee Chalamet to a new model piece, and they might be in the “never leave bed for 23 hours” stage of their relationship because her ass wore her pajamas to a restaurant – Lainey Gossip

I pledge allegiance to Major Biden! – Celebitchy

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Are you an actor who needs a job? Are you familiar with the world of Harry Potter? Do you want a job where you might get to kiss Jude Law? Of course, who wouldn’t! But in this case, you have got to do it while also saying made-up wizard sounding words, and flip a magic wand around. If that all sounds good, then get your agent to forward your headshot and resume to the casting offices at Warner Bros., because Johnny Depp has stepped down from his role as Gellert Grindelwald in the third Fantastic Beasts film.

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There can be 100 people in the room, and 99 don’t have COVID-19. But if just one person does, it can change everything. I guess these wealthy young celebrity kajillionaires didn’t get that mEmO though, because they’re out there partying like it’s 2019. This past weekend Kendall Jenner followed in sister Kim Kardashian’s tone-deaf footsteps and threw a giant birthday/Halloween bash for her 25th birthday. OK, at this point, they gotta be trolling us poors, right?

Kendall invited 100 guests to Harriet’s Rooftop bar in West Hollywood. They included the usual Kardashian-Jenner crew, Justin and Hailey Bieber, Paris Hilton, The Weeknd (fat suited up as The Nutty Professor), Doja Cat, Jaden Smith, Winnie Harlow, Saweetie, and Quavo. Everybody was required to pass a rapid COVID-19 test on site before going upstairs to the party. Kendall obviously knew she was gonna get shit, so she asked her guests not to post on social media. Ha! As IF she could stop a bunch of attention whores from posting their costumes on Instagram. That’s the only reason they dressed up! Continue reading

There must be something in the water, because yet another made by a model type will soon be upon us. Hot on the heels of fellow model type Emily Ratajkowski’s pregnancy announcement (but far less arsty), People magazine is reporting that Karlie Kloss is pregnant. Taylor Swift better pull out her vintage embroidery basket (you know it’s vintage), and get to work on another little blanket. You know, if the current status of what remains of their friendship is at a point where new baby gift exchange would be expected.

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Sam Smith has been very open about their body image issues. At the tender age of twelve, they got liposuction to remove extra fat from their mammaries (boob area). I mean, that particular preteen trauma takes the cake, but I think we can all relate to hating our bodies at that age.

Now the singer is following in the footsteps of Cheyenne Jackson and confessing they got hair transplant surgery. Sam dropped this tidbit in a recent video for Vogue that details their personal beauty routine. If you’re interested, it’s a mere sixteen minutes long and not once do you have to use your brain! Continue reading

Nerfuls!

Nerfuls came from – wait for it, wait for it – the 1980s and they were little ball creatures with faces, outfits, and their own personalities. There was the sad flasher-looking one (Billy Ball in the purple hat), the freon huffer (Benny Ball in the yellow cap), the 99 Cent Store clearance bin Heathcliff (Scratch the pussy), the pervert cop (Officer Bob), and Stoner Pippi Longstocking (Bessie Ball). And there were even more of those bouncing huevos.

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