A Dog Walker Claims They Caught Pastor Carl Lentz Having Sex With A “Younger Celebrity”
Some of the more notable celebrity parishioners of Hillsong Church might be dropping like flies, but that doesn’t mean Pastor Carl Lentz can’t find his name in the papers for his close celebrity relationships, like he was used to, pre-scandal. For example, his name recently pinged Google alerts everywhere after a dog walker came forward and claimed to have caught him with a “young celebrity.” Okay yes, I can see now how that’s the sort of seen-with-a-celebrity headline he wouldn’t be so enthused about. Continue reading
Joe Biden And Kamala Harris Are TIME Magazine’s 2020 Persons Of The Year
Oh, look, another contest that Donald Trump lost to Joe Biden. Donald Trump was one of the four finalists announced in the running for TIME Magazine’s annual Person of the Year issue, and I’m sure he’ll compose a tweet saying he totally turned them down again. The four finalists were Trump, Joe Biden, frontline workers and Dr. Anthony Fauci, and the movement for racial justice. TIME decided to give the cover honor to Joe as well as Kamala Harris.
Montana Yao Files For Divorce From Malik Beasley After He Got Caught With Larsa Pippen
Well, there’s unsurprising development in the cheating saga that has made many of us say, “Will an A-list, or B-list, or even C-list celebrity pull some foolery so we aren’t left with the drama of a rejected Kardashian?!”
There was a rumor that 23-year-old Instagram model Montana Yao (left) had started talking to divorce lawyers after her eyes got a giant serving of paparazzi pictures of her NBA player husband, 24-year-old Malik Beasley, holding hands with 46-year-old Larsa Pippen who is an ex-Real Housewive of Miami, estranged wife of Scottie Pippen, enemy of the Kartrashians, and all-around fame whore. And according to E! News, Montana did more than just talk to lawyers, she went ahead and filed papers to legally quit that bitch.
Who Is November’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
We’re only two Hot Slut of the Months away from voting on who is the Hottest Hot Hot Slut of 2020, and honestly, I should just blatantly steal from Time Magazine and name YOU as the Hot Slut of 2020 for getting through this anal thrush of a year. But a little after the clock strikes 12:01 on January 1, 2021, and everything is magically not awful and wonderful, we’ll begin voting for 2020’s HSOTY. And before we do that, we have to find out who November’s HSOTM is. Like always, the first three got the most Facebook likes and the fourth was picked by me. Your choices are:
Grittney, the extremely gorgeous lady Gritty who celebrated the fall of Donald Trump in London by doing what we all did: taking to the streets in an American flag two-piece (only I paired my American flag two-piece with a face mask that read: I’m Sorry For Causing You To Go Blind!)
Libbey Country Geese Glasses, the iconic and classic drinking glasses that were in two out of three suburban households (don’t fact check me on that) and magically made everything, even Country Time Lemonade and Kool-Aid, taste homemade and fresh (don’t fact check me on that either).
Shana Ragland, the I QUIT THIS BITCH warrior who called out all of her trash managers and co-workers while quitting her job at Walmart in a gorgeous blaze of don’t-give-a-fuck glory.
Leta Powell Drake, the greatest interviewer of all time!
Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be named next Thursday, December 10.
Gwen Stefani And Blake Shelton Will Marry Next Year
I swear, every time I go to the store to buy cheese, carbs, and TP, there’s a whole rack of magazine covers claiming these two are secret-hitched, getting married any day now, or breaking up. But I guess Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are still just regular-engaged. And now the word is they’ll wed “early next year” in a private Oklahoma chapel. Oo la la! Hollywood glamour!
Britain’s Culture Secretary Wants Netflix To Make It Clear That “The Crown” Is Fiction
The Crown. It very pretty. It kinda boring. I mostly fast-forwarded to the scenes with Princess Diana (played by Emma Corrin). Diana is portrayed as sympathetic, lonely, and very young. Prince Charles (Josh O’Connor) is depicted as a stuffy old cheater who never loved his wife to begin with (um, fact?). This season has reignited interest in their shitty marriage and the Royal Family as a whole. And Britain’s Culture Secretary, Oliver Dowden, believes it has damaged their reputations.