Category: Hot Slut of the Day

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January 18, 2023 / Posted by:

The Legendary Bitter Biddy from a 90s Life Alert commercial!

Yesterday, after I made the Hoveround Queens of the Grand Canyon, Bernice Fitzgerald and Joy Cullison, Hot Sluts of the Day, reader Jon e-mailed me about another commercial memaw icon. Jon asked me if I remembered the sassy old lady from a 90s Life Alert commercial. I didn’t until he reminded me of her and all her beautifully bitter glory!

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January 17, 2023 / Posted by:

Bernice Fitzgerald and Joy Cullison, the Hoveround Queens of the Grand Canyon!

Before you ask, “Is this a posthumous HSOTD?” the answer is: NO! Because Bernice Fitzgerald and Joy Cullison are ageless wonders who, I’m sure, are still ruling the Grand Canyon on their mobile thrones. But in the 90s, Bernice and Joy were icons of daytime television for me, and a “sick day” from school was not complete without an appearance from these two majestic world-traveling memaws in between episodes of All My Children and One Life to Live.

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January 11, 2023 / Posted by:

Regina Hall’s Kevin Costner Call Out Gone Wrong!

There were several winner no-shows at last night’s Golden Globes, and they all gave various excuses. Cate Blanchett won for her performance in Tár but wasn’t there “because she’s on production in the UK.” Amanda Seyfried won a Golden Globe for her performance in The Dropout, but she also wasn’t there because she’s “deep in the process of making a musical.” I’m stealing that one and slipping it into my file marked: Excuses To Use To Get Out Of A Party. Zendaya also won for her performance in Euphoria‘s second season, and she wasn’t there either. Basically, at one point, I waited for a presenter to say that the winner couldn’t be there because they were too busy washing their hair. Regina Hall must have been feeling the same way as me because when Kevin Costner got a Globe for his performance in Yellowstone, Regina side-eyed him at first before she read on the teleprompter why he couldn’t be there and then took us on a nervous giggle journey of pure hilarious messiness.

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January 10, 2023 / Posted by:

Pringles Stix!

Okay, I already knew that my brain was a shit-covered mound of broken memory chips, but I really did think that Pringles Stix came from the 1990s. My busted memory failed me again because Pringles Stix made its debut in the aughts. Specifically, the late aughts (the laughts?). Pringles Stix were long skinny Pringles that were perfect for those with small, tight mouths who couldn’t widen their eatin’ holes enough to fit in a regular Pringle.

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January 5, 2023 / Posted by:

Thor, the walrus whose masturbating and nap time got a fireworks show canceled!

Yesterday, my inbox was hit with emails about the horny walrus whose non-stop fapping messed with a resort town’s New Year’s Eve extravaganza. And I don’t know what that says about me. Actually, I do, but let’s not get into that right now because all the focus must be on this Don’t Give A Fuck legend!

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January 3, 2023 / Posted by:

Millenios!

The days leading up to the end of the 1900s were filled with drama since we were told that computer systems were in danger of completely freaking out from making the switch from the two-digit year ’99 to ’00, and the world as we knew it would end! But the only thing that crashed that night was me after getting blackout drunk from two cups of Strawberry Hill (listen, the late-90s was my extreme lightweight era). So when every computer in the land didn’t explode when the clock struck midnight on January 1, 2000, everybody kissed their box of Millenios before letting out a Y2K sigh of relief!

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