Category: Hot Slut of the Day

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December 7, 2022 / Posted by:

Dizzy Dryer!

In the early-90s, Milton Bradley decided that what would bring kids hours of entertainment was a battery-operated plastic bucket that spat out balls that children had to collect off the floor and put back into the bucket. That’s how the fuckery machine that was Mr. Bucket was born. Well, Mattel must have looked at Mr. Bucket and thought, “Let’s do that but with laundry!” Because a few years later, Mattell spat out Dizzy Dryer, a game that was pretty much like Mr. Bucket. Kids tossed plastic clothes into Dizzy Dryer and watched ’em as they spun around. Never mind that this is the kind of mindless shit we did in the 90s as entertainment; Mattel truly missed an opportunity. They should’ve gotten Pete Burns to be the face of Dizzy Dryer and get Pete to yodel out the game’s theme song; You Spin Me Round (Like A Plastic Shirt).

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 6, 2022 / Posted by:

The brave man who risked hypothermia of the nipples to save a pooch in need!

October’s Hot Slut of the Month winner was Michael Ross, a dude who saved a cat from getting eaten by rising flood waters during Hurricane Ian. And September’s HSOTM grand champion was Colin Mitchell, the UPS driver who saved two dogs who were trapped in a pool. Well, let’s see if this latest hero can complete the animal savior HSOTM trinity!

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December 5, 2022 / Posted by:

Buxton, the golden retriever who may also be the Captain of Noise Patrol!

Newsweek has pointed me to a TikTok that is feel-good material for anyone whose nerves are splintered by the sound of a squeaky toy. Because TikToker @naomiblk1 may have caught the moment when one of her golden retrievers pulled some “um, it’s quiet time” shit on his dog sister, who obviously didn’t care that it was 10:43 at night and kept acting a loud mess!

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December 1, 2022 / Posted by:

Groove Tube!

Groove Tube was a thing from… wait for it… wait for it… the 1980s, and it was basically just a cat toy for kids. I’m assuming that an executive at Milton Bradley, the maker of Groove Tube, saw their cat play endlessly with a ball in a tube and thought, “It’s the 80s; kids will be into that shit.” Because that’s exactly what Groove Tube was. And it brought kids of the ’80s hours of entertainment!

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November 30, 2022 / Posted by:

Fishtopher, the rescue cat who went viral for his “sad and depressed” face!

Seen above looking like he just spotted me coming out of the shower (CORRECTION: He’d have no eyeballs if he spotted me coming out of the shower since they’d explode from the pain of it all), Fishtopher is an adorable mound of fluff who found viral fame after his Petfinder listing said that he’s very sad and depressed. Join the sad and depressed club, Fishtopher! But thankfully, Fishtopher is a lot less sad and depressed today because he’s been adopted and is now living in his forever home! Although, he may still be sad and depressed since his new humans kept the name Fishtopher.

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November 28, 2022 / Posted by:

Kevin, the captain of the turkey army of Woburn, Massachusetts!

Last week, when many turkeys were cowering in fear and trying to disguise themselves in cute bunny and puppy costumes while watching humans gleefully devour their ancestors on Turkey Day, Kevin and his little army of hooligan turkeys were doing the exact opposite. They were sending the people of Woburn, Massachusetts running in fear of them! And they’ve been terrorizing Woburn for a couple of years now. So on Thanksgiving in Woburn, you don’t eat the turkey; the turkey eats you!

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