Category: Hot Slut of the Day

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November 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Munch’s Make-Believe Band (aka The Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Band)!

Two years ago, Chuck E. Cheese announced that they were going to give themselves a bland and boring makeover (read: a “modern” makeover, as their asses called it) and that would include getting rid of tokens and firing the iconic Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic band, which should earn the evil doers involved a death sentence. I was hoping that after the drugs they were on while coming up with that decision wore off, they’d realize they made a terrible decision. That didn’t happen, and they’ve actually gone through with it and pink-slipped the animatronic band. Yes, I will be filing charges against the executives of Chuck E. Cheese for viciously murdering my childhood!

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November 15, 2019 / Posted by:

Squeeze Popper Huggables Bear!

In the early-aughts, the toy company Hog Wild (this just keeps getting better) decided to show the toy companies of the 80s that they weren’t the only ones who could bring the fuckery by making and selling the BDSM Bear who is always ready to hit up the Eagle. So let’s recap really quick. A toy company called Hog Wild put out a bear toy who wears a ball gag and has the word “popper” in its name. Who knew that The Gimp from Pulp Fiction actually lived and went on to start a toy company?

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November 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Narwhal, the unicorn rescue puppy!

Something is leaking out of my b-hole, and before you say, “When isn’t something leaking out of your b-hole?”, I need to tell you that you’re right, but this time the something that’s leaking out of my b-hole is water from my frozen heart melting over that adorable puppy with a furry windshield wiper!

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November 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Pissi Myles, the drag queen who became the breakout star of the impeachment hearings!

If marching in the streets didn’t actually involve marching in the streets, angry grandmas everywhere would march in the streets over their stories getting preempted with the even messier and shadier drama that is the Trump impeachment hearings. But angry grandmas may want to turn that crap on, because the first day of the impeachment hearings got a dose of glamour in the form of a drag queen goddess. And no, I don’t mean that bad drag expert Rudy Giuliani stole one of Lady Bunny’s old ones to sneak into the hearings today. Giuliani wishes he could carry a wig with such grace!

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November 12, 2019 / Posted by:

The plushie Fleshlight that a dog company tried to pass off as a piggy in a blanket dog toy!

BarkBox may sound like one of the Grindr usernames I use to let prospective tricks know that my b-hole is a dirty, slobbery dog in need of attention, and it is! But BarkBox is also the name of a subscription box for doggies. Last week, they showed their customers on Facebook what is in their Thanksgiving-themed box, and along with sweet potato treats and an apple pie toy, is a chew toy that’s supposed to be pigs in a blanket. But I don’t know what in the hell kind of GD pigs in a blanket the people at BarkBox have eaten, because I’m pretty sure that a pork sausage doesn’t have an ass crack.

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November 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Today, in several countries, it’s Remembrance Day (or Veteran’s Day as us yankie bitches call it), the day when we honor those who died while fighting for their country (or if you’re a fellow yankie bitch, the day we honor our veterans). Some may spend it at a parade. Others may spend it at another event. Or getting daytime drunk in bed after their job gave them the day off. Or at work, because their job didn’t give them the day off, and they’re burning their finger skin off from deleting all the 10 million emails from companies giving them 10% off in a Veteran’s Day sale. Or if you’re this pigeon, you’re spending your Remembrance Day napping on a bed of stolen poppies.

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