Category: Hot Slut of the Day
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Crash, the one-eyed rescue cat who is the new Cadbury Bunny!
Mark March 21, 2023, as an extremely important date in cat history (HISStory?) because it’s the day a cat was named the Cadbury Bunny for the first time ever. So it looks like catmanity can go ahead and check off “claim the Cadbury Bunny title!” on their list of things to do during their impending world takeover. Crash, a one-eyed pussy from Boise, Idaho, has won the 2023 Cadbury Bunny Tryouts after beating out his competition! So all hail the new Cadbury Bunny Pussy!
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Tyco’s Zero Gravity Cliff Hangers (with Nite Glow) racing set!
During the Christmas season of 1988, my little gay ass was definitely asking Santa Claus to please, please, please put a Super Star Barbie or a Barbie and the Rockers doll underneath my Christmas tree. And as I was begging for a Barbie, the other boys in my class were begging for one of the IT toys of 1988: Tyco’s Zero Gravity Cliff Hangers racing set! Tyco’s Zero Gravity Cliff Hangers racing set wasn’t your basic slot car set (yes, “slot car,” so go ahead and call it today’s Hot Slot Of The Day!). The set not only took cars upside down, but it glowed in the dark! This toy was definitely responsible for a rise in blood pressure among kids in the 1980s because it was THAT thrilling.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ice Breakers Liquid Ice!
After I made Altoids Sours an HSOTD the other day, reader Maggie dropped another fresh breath artifact from the past, Ice Breakers Liquid Ice, into my inbox. Maggie remembered Ice Breakers Liquid Ice being from the 90s, and I did too. But we must be confusing Ice Breakers Liquid Ice for shady 90s breath legend Breath Asure. Because it wasn’t until the early aughts when Ice Breakers Liquid Ice started breaking mouths with its extra potent mintiness.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Aldi’s Dick-Shaped Easter Marshmallows!
Easter is less than a month away on March 9, so of course, companies have been using the resurrection of Jesus to try to resurrect their sales with Easter stuff. That’s not shocking. But what is shocking is that there are customers who are actually buying up Easter shit today when it will be 50% off on March 10! But I can’t hate on the ALDI customer who recently bought a bag of “marshmallow bunnies & chicks.” Because it looked less like a bag of marshmallow bunny and chick friends and more like Aldi’s way of letting us all know that we need to eat a bag of dicks!
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Altoids Tangerine Sours!
Altoids have been around so long that I’m sure Keith Richards used one of its first-run tins to hold his coke and straw (they came out in the 1780s). I didn’t discover Altoids until junior high school. When I did, you’d think that THE QUEEN herself just anointed me Lady of The Opulent Mints by how I offered those drugstore mints out as though they were edible diamonds in a vintage platinum case. I thought that because they came in a tin, they were the peak of decadence! And if Altoids Sours were around when I was in junior high school, I definitely would’ve handed them out all regal-like, and my bullies definitely would’ve said to me, “Oh, look something that’s almost as fruity and sour as you!”
Hot Sluts Of The Day!
The Group of Memaws Who Paid Tribute to Rihanna’s Super Bowl Halftime Show!
Rihanna’s Baby Reveal EXTRAVAGANZA masquerading as the Super Bowl Halftime Show brought mixed reviews. Some were into it. Some made fun of Rihanna for being like me at a friend’s paint party (read: doing the least while everyone does the most), but in her defense, she does have a fetus in her womb and wasn’t looking to give her unborn child a twerking-induced case of the dizzies. Others responded to RiRi’s performance by throwing themselves across their living room to cover the eyes of their innocent children from the sinful sight of a fully covered Rihanna keeping it all the way tame. And then there were the ladies of Arcadia Senior Living in Bowling Green, Kentucky, who responded to RiRi’s Halftime show by doing their own little recreation of it, which is now RiRi-approved!