Nicole Kidman And Keith Urban Are Getting Shit For Skipping Their Quarantine In Australia
Air travel in 2020. It’s for the birds. And mega-rich celebrities who can afford to charter their own private jets. Like Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, who flew from Tennessee to Sydney with their two daughters, Sunday, 12, and Faith, 9.
The Daily Mail says that the rules in the Australian state of New South Wales dictate that (the vast majority of) people traveling from outside the country must quarantine in state-approved hotels for 14 days. But the Kidman-Urbans were granted special permission to self-isolate at home. So, after a health check at the Sydney airport, the family drove to their estate in the Southern Highlands. Continue reading
ViacomCBS Has Fired Nick Cannon For Making Anti-Semitic Statements
Three years ago, Nick Cannon quit his job hosting America’s Got Talent, because he felt like NBCUniversal was censoring him. At that time, Nick released a stand-up special in which he joked that he couldn’t say what he really wanted to say, because – according to Nick – NBC didn’t want him to be too Black. Gabrielle Union is thinking, “Where is the joke though.” NBC reportedly wanted Nick to apologize for the joke, which he refused to do, and so he quit.
Nick has continued to speak without a filter, like when he said some collar-tugging shit about white people and the Jewish community during a recent episode of his podcast, Cannon’s Class. If Nick was expecting that his most recent employer, ViacomCBS, would negotiate like NBCUniversal did, well – he predicted wrong. Because ViacomCBS terminated Nick’s employment.
Open Post: Hosted By The Hallmark Channel’s New Christmas-Themed Wine Collection
When I mention Christmas, what do you think of first? If you replied “Shitty holiday rom coms and copious amounts of alcohol to drown out my stupid family’s near-constant bickering”, then I’ve got some great news for you. The Hallmark Channel has announced a new Christmas-themed wine collection, designed as perfect pairings with all the quality cinema Hallmark churns out every year.
So far this “collection” consists of just two vintage wines, which, according to Us Weekly, “will undoubtedly put you in a festive mood from the first sip.” It fucking better, Us Weekly, or I’ll see your ass in court. To quote Jessica Mulroney, “Liable”. Continue reading
It’s Official: “Scooby-Doo’s” Velma Dinkley Is A Lesbian
Scooby-Doo‘s Velma Dinkley has long been a lesbian icon. The LGBTQ community adopted Velma into our ranks, reading into the subtext of her actions across her mystery-solving career and assessing her lesbianism. Well, guess what people? It wasn’t just hopeful fan-fiction from eager lesbians, it’s true! Tony Cervone, a producer of one of the series has confirmed that Velma Dinkley is a lesbian. And James Gunn, who made the first Scooby-Doo live-action movie, said he tried to cover Velma’s gayness in the movie but got shot down.
And In Totally True News, Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom Want Jennifer Aniston To Be Their Child’s Godmother
The Mirror (which means this entire story is 100% true) says that Katy Perry and Jennifer Aniston are like BFFs and have been spending a lot of time together during the coronavirus quarantine (or as Jen calls it, an “oddly beautiful” time) by going on socially distant walks and shit. Well, Katy is about to give birth to her first child, the child she made with Orlando Bloom, and sources say that Jen has already been asked to be their kid’s godmother. Please don’t tell me that Asian Brit, Katy Perry, is going to ask Prince Charles to be the godfather next.
Open Post: Hosted By Demi Moore’s Carpeted Bathroom Complete With A Couch
If you’ve ever wanted your bathroom to smell like piss infused with mold water and also risk getting electrocuted every time you vacuum, Demi Moore has the perfect bathroom for you!