Who Is November’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
We’re only two Hot Slut of the Months away from voting on who is the Hottest Hot Hot Slut of 2020, and honestly, I should just blatantly steal from Time Magazine and name YOU as the Hot Slut of 2020 for getting through this anal thrush of a year. But a little after the clock strikes 12:01 on January 1, 2021, and everything is magically not awful and wonderful, we’ll begin voting for 2020’s HSOTY. And before we do that, we have to find out who November’s HSOTM is. Like always, the first three got the most Facebook likes and the fourth was picked by me. Your choices are:
Grittney, the extremely gorgeous lady Gritty who celebrated the fall of Donald Trump in London by doing what we all did: taking to the streets in an American flag two-piece (only I paired my American flag two-piece with a face mask that read: I’m Sorry For Causing You To Go Blind!)
Libbey Country Geese Glasses, the iconic and classic drinking glasses that were in two out of three suburban households (don’t fact check me on that) and magically made everything, even Country Time Lemonade and Kool-Aid, taste homemade and fresh (don’t fact check me on that either).
Shana Ragland, the I QUIT THIS BITCH warrior who called out all of her trash managers and co-workers while quitting her job at Walmart in a gorgeous blaze of don’t-give-a-fuck glory.
Leta Powell Drake, the greatest interviewer of all time!
Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be named next Thursday, December 10.
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