Night Crumbs

November 9, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

Larsa Pippen used to be a Friend of the Koven™ until Kim Kardashian and those other ones dumped her. The rumor was that they excommunicated her after she passed her poon to Tristan Thompson while he was with Khloe Kardashian. But Larsa now claims that she humped on Tristan before he was with Khloe. And she claims that the Koven turned on her like she was less than 200 units of Botox because Kanye West brainwashed them into doing so. Oh, Larsa, Larsa, Larsa, you’re giving Kanye too much credit. Even Kanye can’t brainwash someone that doesn’t have brains! – Just Jared

Eiza Gonzales has gone from delicate Victorian ghost twink Timothee Chalamet to a new model piece, and they might be in the “never leave bed for 23 hours” stage of their relationship because her ass wore her pajamas to a restaurant – Lainey Gossip

I pledge allegiance to Major Biden! – Celebitchy

Feel like farting up shards of a broken disco ball today? Get into Kylie Minogue’s performance of Real Groove – OMG Blog

Cut to Baby Yoda down-low spitting in Gina Carano’s coffee while shooting scenes for the Mandalorian after he finds out that she’s a COVID-denying transphobe Trump lover – Pajiba

Bella Thorne unsexily warbles out that she only checks her phone when she’s lonely and horny, but honestly, she needs to pick up her phone more often. Specifically to Google: singing lessons near me – Egotastic!

Halsey is giving you G.I. Jane goes goth – Popoholic

Vanessa Hudgens’ impeccable British accent is back to make Meryl Streep question her entire career! – SOW

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