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Shana Ragland, the ex-Walmart employee who spit out an I QUIT THIS BITCH speech for the ages!
It’s been fourteen years since legendary job quitter Inetta the Moodsetta set the standard on how to spectacularly quit a shit job. And her brilliance still inspires today. Case in point: Shana Ragland joined the I Quit This Bitch Hall of Fame next to Steven Slater and Charlo Greene when she got on the mic (read: the PA system) to call out the co-workers and managers who made working at Walmart shittier than, well, than working at Walmart. Shana went so in that she needed the jaws of life to pull her back, and I expected her to also call out the Walmart smiley face for being a fake bitch.
According to Too Fab, Shana worked at a Walmart in Lubbock, Texas, and in a TikTok video that has over 1 million likes, she rollbacks on those bitches while taking a blowtorch, dozens of sticks of dynamite, several grenades, and a hundred Molotov cocktails to that bridge. Jimmy from sporting goods, Larry from garden center, and Chris Price all earned themselves a place on Shana’s Walmart Shit List.
“Attention all Walmart shoppers, associates, and managers: My name is Shana from Cap 2 and I just want to come on here and say, Henry is a racist, stinky prick. Jovanna is racist. Elias is a prick of a manager. This company fires Black associates for no reason. This company treats their employees like shit, especially Cap 2. And Jimmy from sporting goods, Joseph the cashier, Larry from garden center: You are all perverts and I hope you don’t talk to your daughters the way you talk to me. Shout out to Ariel, I fucking love you for getting me this job a year ago when I needed it most. Fuck the managers. Fuck this company. Fuck this position and fuck that big, lazy bitch Chris Price. I fucking quit.”
And here’s Shana channeling her inner Inetta as a bootleg Frosty and Santa cheer her on in the background since you know they hate Walmart too. I mean, it was still October and they were already put to work!
@shanaquiapo And here is the video of me quitting my toxic, sexist, racist workplace. #walmartchallenge #fyp #viral #walmart #walmarthaul #walmartfindspart1
When some accused Shana of faking her public resignation, she posted another TikTok showing that her fuck bomb-filled dragging was heard throughout the store:
@shanaquiapo And I was in fact heard throughout the store. #fyp #walmart #walmartchallenge @walmart
Shana said on Twitter that for about a year and a half, working at Walmart has been HELL, and she thanked her husband for encouraging her to quit and go back to college.
The other good thing about calling out Walmart on the PA is that it ensures that you can never ever work at a Walmart again, which is the opposite of a bad thing. And you know, I doubt any customers actually heard Shana burn that shit down with her words because they were much too busy drinking wine out of a Pringles while terrorizing the place on a scooter (aka regular Walmart customer behavior).
Pic: TikTok